The C-Section
The Caffeinated Fetus
Quickening Coffee
The Birthing Barista
Caffterbirth
Yeah, don’t go with any of these…
Caffegen. A combo of caffeine and estrogen.
Apart from my own brilliant suggestions, my favourite so far is:
It really suits the situation most visitors and patients will encounter better than anything else. Maybe it needs to be pithier, but if it was me, this would be top of my list.
I think caffterbirth wins.
Brewcentia?
Umbilical cup?
Umbilicup!
(I like the C-Section, actually)
Labor cuplications?
Birth decaffts?
New parent jitters
Coff-medicine.
Turn Your Head and Coffee
Not in a maternity hospital, surely?
Superior Vena Java
Snackstetrics and Javacology
I just knew I’d get some great sugestions here! And also some good advice about what names to avoid.
I was thinking of “Grand Grounds”, myself.
It’s not my coffee shop. I’m an employee at the hospital and management announced they will be constructing a coffee-specific area that is separate from the cafeteria and also the gift shop, and asked for suggestions about what to call it. They didn’t say if it will be a full service shop or just a little place. It would help to know more.
Anyway, I enjoyed all the suggestions.
Thank you!
The Buzz Ward.
Maybe it will go viral.
I think ‘Coffee’ or ‘Café’ should be in the name, as a practical thing. (‘Joe’ and ‘Java’ might be less clear.) Or if not, there should be a big sign saying simply ‘Coffee’ or ‘Café.’
I like having something like ‘Respite’ in the name, but I think the best I’ve come up with is…
Hospitable Coffee.
The petri pot.
Now 100% staphylococcus free!
Coffee stat.
Or coffeestat.
Is there a limit to the number of names you can submit? If not, just take the ten best you see here and submit them.
If you can submit only one name just use mine, of course. 
Hospital 'Fees
Gwyneth Paltrow Says This Stuff is a Great Enema
“Do you wanna come back to my place for some COFFEE, oh shit now look where we are.”