Jesus, wasn’t he that hippie freak who hung out with all those “other guys”?
Nope, not strange at all. Actually, that’s pretty amusing. And, for the record, yes, I can ovulate.
People who “forget” tracts in fast food restaurants just kill me. Hubby and I were going into Taco Bell one day just as a group of college kids were leaving. One of the kids drops something casually. Hubby picks it up and it’s a folded $20 bill. So Hubby starts yelling and runs across the parking lot to see that the needy college kid gets his money back. All the kids turn beet red and start stammering. Outside, this piece of paper looked like money so you’d pick it up, inside the fold was printing on becoming a Christian.
Kid: “Um, it’s not money, it’s to help people find Jesus.”
Hubby: “Jesus isn’t lost, and I don’t think he approves of littering.”
“Forgive My sins??? Buddy, I just bag 'em. Honest.”
(hey, it Is McDonalds…)
or when in doubt:
“Budda Bless You, My Friend!!!”
“Hey Buddy, I just bag 'em; I don’t cook 'em…”
or the ever popular
“Budda Bless You, my brother!!!”
I didn’t know soy cows were sacred.
or additionally:
“Jesus is your Savior!”
“It ain’t over til its over.”
“The Lord is Thy Shepard!”
“But Cotton is the fabric of our lives…!”
(or conversely, “Beastiality is Wrong!”)
Stare very intensely at him, and intone, “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn. Have a great day!” or, if that’s too much of a mouthful, just a cheery, “Cthulhu fhtagn! Have a great day!” <— This one might even let you keep your job.
right on Hubby! Jesus saves, but not at [bank of your choice]… 
Now why do you want to spoil this guy’s day? he is obviously trying to spread “the news”. Just be nice to him and smile.
Is it possible to have that SUPER-SIZED?
I tutored a girl at uni who had the habit of waiting for a lull in the tutorage to ask me, ‘How do you know Jesus, our Lord and Saviour,’ which of course flustered me to no end…then one day, when the professor was explaining something about an her exam to her, she did the same thing, big smile, pause in conversation, ‘How do you know Jesus, our Lord and Saviour?’
In reponse, he gave her a big sweet smile, a bit of a wink, and said, in a jolly voice, ‘Why carnally, of course!’
To me…someone saying, ‘Jesus will forgive your sins! Have a great day’ would make me respond with diabolical laughter…I mean, doesn’t that make it sound as if you’ve got carte blanche to go out and have a really great NAUGHTY day…cos I"d interpret that to me it’ll all be erased with that spiritual Etch-a-Sketch gets shaken at the end of the day…
I tutored a girl at uni who had the habit of waiting for a lull in the tutorage to ask me, ‘How do you know Jesus, our Lord and Saviour,’ which of course flustered me to no end…then one day, when the professor was explaining something about an her exam to her, she did the same thing, big smile, pause in conversation, ‘How do you know Jesus, our Lord and Saviour?’
In reponse, he gave her a big sweet smile, a bit of a wink, and said, in a jolly voice, ‘Why carnally, of course!’
To me…someone saying, ‘Jesus will forgive your sins! Have a great day’ would make me respond with diabolical laughter…I mean, doesn’t that make it sound as if you’ve got carte blanche to go out and have a really great NAUGHTY day…cos I"d interpret that to mean it’ll all be erased with that spiritual Etch-a-Sketch gets shaken at the end of the day…