If you’re interested, and you promise not to kill me or my family, I can meet up with you in Amish Country in Ohio (look up Sugarcreek, Ohio on a map) and have my grandpa give you a tour of the area. You can probably sleep in his driveway too (or in his house - my grandparents are nice like that). It depends on which way you end up going through Ohio, tho. The area I’m talking about is a straight shot west of Pittsburgh, about 2 hours south of Cleveland.
Or, you can always bug the CleveDopers for a Dopefest. Cleveland is much more near Cedar Point than Sugarcreek is.