wring, you rock - you truly, truly rock! 
Wait 'til he’s asleep. Tape one to the ceiling where he’ll see it when he wakes up.
I like it (tho I’ll have to vary it a tad since: I’m pretty damn short and couldn’t reach the ceiling if my life depended on it, more to the point, Snookie’s eyesight is such that taped to the clock is about where he could focus - but the timing, the timing is indeed critical… )