Details, please?
Simple.
Build a house.
Paint a doorway with a view of the room beyond.
Install Genuine Acme Works-Every-Time-Multi-Use-Door on wall over painting.
Leave door open so painted room is visible.
Put up signs directing roadrunner to house with a promise of birdseed.
Roadrunner will run into room, close door trapping roadrunner within.
Got to back door, enter house at full speed.
Let us know what happens.
Basic trap.
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[li]Prop one end of door up with stick. [/li]
[li]Attach rope to stick.[/li]
[li]Place bowl of roadrunner food under door. (also, Hi Opal!)[/li]
[li]Hide behind nearby tree, or in bush while holding other end of rope.[/li]
[li]Wait for roadrunner to start eating food.[/li]
[li]Yank rope[/li]
[li]Enjoy roadrunner pâté.[/li][/ol]
In addition to the table / desk ideas, an old door makes a good workbench in the garage or basement.
I hear doors make decent Airmen.
Hang it up on the wall as a piece of art entitled, “Jim Morrison.”
Host a party, and tell the invitees that there will be a door prize.
You could mount it from the ceiling of the garage using angle brackets. My buddy did just that over the spot where his wife parks her car. Since it is above the spot where she parks, it provides a lot of extra close accessable storage for items they usually need. Their boys play sports and they just keep bins which have the various items they need up there. They pull the labeled bins down and stick them in the car and drive away.
I just did a spit-take.
And this was the after-spit.
BINGO! - if you want a nice, flat, stable benchtop, glue/nail/whatever, a sheet of 1/2" plywood on the top of a door.
Exterior doors are a bit overkill - a decent (NOT HD) hollow-core will also work.
You could use it as a roof for a shed or large dog house.:dubious:
I like the idea of setting the door up in your yard. Paint it black, arrange some chimpanzee statues around it.
Oh my, yes!
You could exhibit it in an art gallery with the title Nzinga, Seated.
When is a door not a door? When it’s a Negress
My grandfather built a series of great shelves in the laundry room with doors and 4x4’s. This was in the 60’s when they built the house, and they are still in great shape.
Alternately, you could present it to your sweetie with a note that says “I a-door you”…
Username/post combo has me cracking up.
Door plus saw horses = instant trestle
You will be popular with friends holding garage sales, BBQs etc…