The following is the content of a largish business card/flyer(pink 2"x4") posted through my letterbox last week. It’s all centre justified (so it looks a little better than this) but I dunno how to do that in vBcode.
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Are you facing difficulties, do you sometimes have the feeling that everything is going against you in your life?
DON’T HESITATE TO CALL: SHEIKH SABIRE
International Clairvoyant and a God gifted African Spiritual Healer. after a careful consultation I can help to solve all your worries and problems including bringing back loved ones, exams. I can break the powers of Black Magic, bad luck, Witch Craft that might be casted on you by enemies. I can also protect you from all these before you become a victim. I can also advise you in all your family and relationship problems. Quick Positive Result Guranteed Tel: 0190 8311654*** Mob: 07947 044 704**
Wolverhapton******, Milton Keynes
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Well should I take the guy on? Who knows what has been casted on me by my enemies :eek:
*****This number is obsolete the area code changed a few years ago, so don’t bother calling it. I’ve squiggled the other number too but if someone really wants to hire this guy I could post it here (unless it’s against SDMB rules natch).
******actually Wolverhapton has been crossed out with felt-tip pen so if you’re from there you’re out of luck.
See, that’s the bitch of it, is that you never know how much of your bad luck is because your enemies have casted stuff on you! Thank Og there are people like
Sheikh Sabire around to counter all this black magic, bad luck and witch craft with his God-given good mojo!
I dunno…it’d almost be worth it to see his voodoo spellin’ tent. I bet he has monkey paws and chicken beaks around his neck. And the tent is probably pitched next to a graveyard. For ease of conjurin’, I suppose.
A Witch Craft is a small sailboat that is powered by conjured winds. More reliable than other sailboats, and more environmentally friendly than motorcraft.
To get the full extent of the weirdness you’d have to see my neighborhood, predominately white middle class. Surely not the usual clientele for a God gifted African Spiritual Healer. And the flyer was shoved through the door by hand, not mailed.
Anyhoo I’m too chicken to try him out, I’m a bit wary of the careful consultation. I’m also not sure who my enemies would be, some people may not like me much but I’m pretty certain they aren’t witches (there is Andy but I’m sure he’s got nothing against me).
Maybe one of you guys could have a careful consultation by phone. How dangerous could that be? Plenty of people here with family and relationship problems.
