Help the less fortunate?

[pezpunk]

From News of the Weird:

Paul Morgan of Biloxi, Miss., has been busy the last few weeks lining up Web site viewers, at $20 each, to watch him slice off both his feet on Oct. 31 with a homemade guillotine. Morgan’s feet are nonfunctional because of an automobile accident, and he wants hydraulically operated prostheses to make him more mobile, but this is the only way he knows to raise the $200,000 to buy them. Although traffic on CutOffMyFeet.com is heavy, as of mid-August, Morgan had signed up only 10 viewers.

[nooc]

I lived in Biloxi for a while. that doesn’t suprise me one bit. some of those people scared me.

[Bluepony]

So…he’s raised a grand total of $200. What’ll that buy?
A toenail clipping?