Help Uncle Sam Find Porn on the Net

Is this the lamest job in the world, or what? What do you suppose the interview was like?

“Prior experience? I spent the past 5 years looking for sand on the beach.”

“You’re hired!”

You’re being too cynical. A group of fundies wants to prosecute people for “obscene” web content. The Justice Department sets up a couple of guys to review the complains, and finds little to prosecute. I’m kind of happy with the result - the JD is saying “We’re taking you seriously, you’re just wrong.” to the fundies. I like that.

This seems an appropriate time to mention the Ogden Nash poem, which has always been one of my favorites. “Smite, Smoot, smite for Ut.!”

So now I’m seeing this group of law enforcement officials crowded around a computer viewing smut, “It’s okay, we’re professionals…”
oh yeah, that’s smut there
and that girl doing…wait, she can’t do that
oh wow she CAN do that
wow
I love my job