Help with the Lottery

I am going to invest all my of my paycheck and student loans in the lottery. Do you think this is a good idea. I know I am going to win and very soon. I wonder if I should take out another loan to finance this? I think I should because I will win that much sooner, then I will be able to pay off these loans that much sooner.

Thank you most kindly.

I hate to tell you…, but it’s my turn to win, so save your money.