"Helter Skelter" and Charles Manson - Why the connection?

There were plenty of “twisting” slides like that where I grew up (though they tended to be free-standing rather than wrapped around a conical structure). We always called them tornado slides. (Maybe it’s a Midwest thing.)

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FWIW, I knew that as soon as you said “sliding board”, without looking at the location tag; my wife’s family is from Pittsburgh. To explain to other Dopers, Pittsburghese is an oddly localised dialect[sup][/sup], with unique terms for things that aren’t found even as close as Youngstown, OH. “Gum bands” for rubber bands is another one I’ve heard.
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May I point out that the twisting slide was named (early 20th century) after the much older term helter skelter (Oxford English Dictionary: “In disordered haste; confusedly, tumultuously, pell-mell”) which goes back to the 16th century.

Given that Paul McCartney was using the term helter skelter in both ways (i.e., his relationship with his lover is full of disorienting twists and turns and restarts), it’s not unreasable that Manson chose the “chaotic” meaning. The rest is nutso, of course.

I’ve seen corkscrew slides in lots of playgrounds. (Scroll down to see an image of one.) I see they are also calledspiral slides. I always understood it as other posters have explained, that Manson thought the Beatles were sending him special messages via their songs, and that he was trying to start a race war so he could take over the country. He also aspired to be a rock star. Wasn’t it the Beach Boys who recorded at least one of his songs?

The Beach Boys album 20/20 has the song Never Learn Not to Love by BB drummer Dennis Wilson that is a slightly reworded version of the song Cease to Exist, written by Charles Manson. Manson and his gang had crashed at Wilson’s house for several months in 1968, while Manson pursued an elusive music career.

And curiously ‘Helter Skelter’ was actually misspelled (as Healter Skelter).

This proves that literacy is essential to global domination. So stay in school kids!!
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Why didn’t he just retract the trombone? Or release the spit valve and use the lubrication to free himself?

(Yes, I know you didn’t mean he actually had the trombone with him. Still, I’m busting a gut here, picturing that. wurnt wah wahhhhhhhh…)