If I inadvertently list a word that’s already been defined elsewhere, please forgive me. These are (as far as I know) yet to be used or accepted into daily speech.
But as with most nonce words, we can be as creative or as selective as we need to. Let your need for a new word be satisfied here. Join in the neologism cavalcade.
On the other hand, if you have some free-floating definitions that are minus a word that fits, supply them and maybe somebody else can provide the word.
Gamdlewise refers to the direction in which a gamdle turns. Which is to the Northwest, except in Finland. A gamdle is what you use to find your bearings while steering a prunth.
Maybe we need somebody familiar with Jabberwocky to incorporate all these into a poem or the like. Or a sci-fi story. Or a nursery rhyme with overtones of horror.
Grelge - grudge on a ledge = the overwhelming desire to push your pesky sibling to the ground
Vysome - worth pursuing
Narflingly - to fling like a Narf ball
Prunth - prune stuck in your toof
Gyzene - ethnic cleansing
Charlmstish - being a churl
Clabfurth - VD cream
Zormdish - science experiment in the back of the fridge
Gamdlewise - like street wise for gamdles
Pleeth - tight shoes
Jugstimous - poetic license in legal rulings
Hooth - bathtub lemonade
Grelge- (verb) To steal one’s lover: “He grelged my girlfriend, that bastard!” Vysome- (adjective) Pleasingly loud. “My new car stereo is vysome, man!” Narflingly- (adverb)- to have a snorting sound carried with an activity, such as while laughing, eating, etc.: “My nephew chuckled narfingly at the dirty joke he heard on TV.” Prunth- (noun) A long, agonizing wait: can conveniently be used in poetry and song lyrics since this will provide a word that rhymes with “month”. Gyzene- A vaguely recalled dream: “I had a gyzene about this gorgeous woman last night, but I can’t remember if we had sex or not or what her name was or anything.” Charlmstish- (adjective or noun) Stingy, even when one has the financial means to be more extravagant. “He makes $100,000 a year, yet he takes his dates to McDonald’s? Sheez, what a charlmstish!” Clabfurth- (noun) a socially awkward person with no redeeming qualities (unlike “nerd” or “geek”, who are admired in some circles): “That clabfurth couldn’t find a date at a Star Trek convention!” Zormdish- (adjective) Excessively large. “That Hummer that’s been tailgating me is zormdish!” Gamdlewise- (adjective) Skillful in play, said of card players. “Don’t play poker with Sam unless you want to lose your ass and your shirt; he’s quite gamdlewise.” Pleeth- (noun) A state of complete disagreement: “The city council members all had conflicting ideas and had reached a pleeth.” Jugstimous- (adjective) Wisely conservative: “The mayor’s budget plan is jugstimous.” Hooth- (adjective) Out of style, fashion- “Those jeans are sooooo hooth!”
Grelge (n.) - A small barge used to transport cocktail wieners.
Vysome (n.) - Vysomes are a step up the chain from ribosomes. Their purpose is to supervise the ribosomes’ construction of polypeptide chains, and write them up if they’re slacking or not checking their work.
Narflingly (adv.) - The zealously enthusiastic consumption of great quantities of food. John gorged on roast Clabfurth (q.v.) * and sweet potatoes narflingly.* See: Narfling (adj.)
Prunth (v.) - 1. To check the air volume in a car tire with a probative kick of one’s foot. 2. To check for the presence of living things in a hollow object whose contents are obscured with a probative kick of one’s foot in the hopes that whatever is inside will scurry out.
Gyzene (adj.) - A very brief, undocumented Neogenic period between the Miocene and Pliocene eras wherein the population of proto-hominids dropped sharply over a period of several hundred years when homosexuality became terribly fashionable.
Charlmstish (v.) - To cluck one’s tongue whilst inhaling sharply.
Clabfurth (n.) - A small species of water fowl related to the duck, the Clabfurth is most noted for its silken fur and its unique call, “Soooo-EEEE!”
Zormdish (n.) - A serving platter made from depleted uranium and strawberry coulis.
Gamdlewise (n.) - A tree of the African plains notable for ability to grow out of other trees.
Pleeth (v.) - To stimulate ovulation in the female by scraping the barbs of one’s penis along the uterine walls during sexual intercourse.
Jugstimous (adj.) - Marked by restraint in the uninvited fondling of breasts. See: Jugstimousness (n.), jugstimously (adv.)
Hooth (n.) - Unbridled excitement disproportionate to the circumstance. Peter ran around the house jumping, laughing and squealing with great hooth when he opened his Christmas gift to discover a pair of wool socks.