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I’m surprised anybody anywhere has a need to import. I know there are a lot of old people here, and the eldery are often constipated, but c’mon.
Hmmmm, I shouldn’t think we’d need to import anything else from New York. We have plenty of New Yorkers, and plenty of poop, and plenty of…well, lots of stuff.
That’s true, if it’s New Yorker poop that we need, well, probably half the poop here is already from New Yorkers.
You’ve got half my family’s poop already. And considering the sort of people the NY side of the clan happily shipped off down south, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if it actually was their poop and that they set it ablaze themselves.
Be proud, New Yorkers! You are helping to raise Florida further above sea level. All you have to do is eat and poop, which you had to do anyway. If you’re eating Florida oranges, well, it’s circular.
I am fixing to have my septic tank pumped out for the third time this year ( I know, I know, it’s the drain field. Getting that taken care of in January, hopefully). If Florida needs human waste that badly, I have a yard full right now. And I will give it up FOR FREE.
That World Series really pissed 'em off, eh?