You can watch Herman Cain’s new campaign ad here.
I have nothing to say, because my jaw is still busy dropping. The comments there say it for me though.
Politico is not a left-wing site, BTW.
I think you posted the wrong link. This one goes to a parody.
Man that is a weird commercial. Who is this Nick Stearcy dude who evidently thinks he’s some kind of huge star we all should have heard of?
And he’s literally beating up a black guy for saying he’s a liberal?
The porn video quality of the acting and production really stands out too.
This is…what IS this? I don’t even
The only way that commercial would work is to turn it around. Have the stunt guy - the guy that’s doing the real work, the guy that isn’t behaving like an asshole - deliver the message behind the back of the poseur star. That the message is coming out of the mouth of an asshole is wrong, so wrong that every cell in my brain is screaming that’s it a parody or deliberate sabotage put out by somebody else under Cain’s name. Are you supposed to remember that Cain is black or is this an attempt to wish it away? Yellow flowers? You don’t like the color of my flowers is code for “I’m black, so what?” At the end he threatens a little boy? What could they have been thinking? What?
This is why we can’t have nice things.
The reason this sucks is that only stupid, inept people would even think of supporting Cain. So you get a project that is stupid and inept.
I’m a graphic designer and every once in awhile I get a client approaching me for typesetting and cover design of a self-published book. This commercial looks like the stuff I get when someone thinks they have an Earth-shattering idea for a plot and decide to write a novel even though they’ve never written anything before and perhaps never even *read *a novel. A person who simply has zero ability in crafting a story, or communicating effectively decides he can send a message.
“So the guy get’s accosted by liberals, they spit on him. But he kicks their ass. And the joke is that the star is still a Hollywoood type, so he’s all pampered. And the chicken is a metaphor and the liberal is black but the hero punches him to show we’re not racist!”
Well, when you think about it, the whole Cain campaign is insane anyway.
He wants to run for President, but he probably couldn’t even get the Republican nomination for the US Senate in Georgia. Republican primary voters in Georgia are, ahem, not so fond of the Negroes. Shocking, I know.
Nationally, well, sure white New Yorkers and Midwesterners are going to be eager to vote for a dark skinned black man with a thick Southern accent.
A tendency towards massive reality denial is not what we need in a President.
Hey, for a political ad in this country, this is a huge step up in professional standards, if overlong.
That said, it’s still trying to sell someone with no relevant experience for the Presidency.
I hope this is secretly funded by Stephen Colbert’s SuperPac. That would be quality, multi-layered satire.
That is the only way this could be considered quality.
He plays the Chief U.S Marshal in Justified, and he might just have somewhat ruined that otherwise excellent show for me, now that I’m going to have to try to ignore how idiotic someone has to be to be a Herman Cain supporter.
It was a little overlong, but it wasn’t terrible, really.
Please explain your reasoning.
Holy mackerel. I was hoping this was a joke, but:
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Nutty.
If Cain wasn’t already polling in the single digits that ad would take him there. Have the people who wrote or produced that ad ever watched a TV show or movie before? :dubious:
Wow, I haven’t seen Nick Searcy since they cancelled “Seven Days” (UPN). I will assume that “Justified” (FX) is just as big a stage on which he can demonstrate his supporting actor talents.
I thought this video was going to feature Cain saying something other than “I used to work at a pizza chain,” but considering he didn’t even speak in his own, err, advertisement, I see I was wrong.
As God is my witness, the only thing I could think of during the first long shot of the man on a horse was…“The Sherrif’s a ni…”
The only think I can think of is that commercial was supposed to be so bizarre that the idea of Herman Cain being President would seem reasonable in comparison.
Well that was… something. You don’t see things like that too often.
There’s probably a reason for that.
I thought the OP had posted the wrong link, too. I don’t know why you’re all saying this is a bad campaign ad, though.
I’m voting for the makeup artist.