To the vet who referred us a dog who’d been in Addisonian crisis but was “looking better”:
Oh, come off the fucking bullshit. There’s no way in hell that dog was looking anything but dead when it left your clinic. Fifteen minutes after you called, the dog arrived in our clinic with gray mucus membranes, agonal respiration, a body temp of 92 fucking degrees, and glazed eyes with no pupillary response or corneal reflex. If that’s better, he must have been in the goddam coffin when he showed up at your place. We did everything we could for him, but we never really had a chance, what with him being dead when we got him and all.
He didn’t just suddenly crash en route to us, either. For starters, you don’t get that hypothermic in fifteen minutes, especially not when you’re dry, wrapped in a blanket, and clutched to someone’s chest. The owners said he was unresponsive when they picked him up. That poor animal was toast, and you fucking knew it when you let those poor people walk out your door. You knew it, you miserable shitstain. How dare you tell them that he was looking better and would probably be okay? How dare you do that to them? Offering them that false hope just made it that much harder on them to lose him, you know.
We flogged that pitiful little creature for two hours because they couldn’t accept that he would just up and die after you said he was looking better. Two hours, huge fucking gobs of money, and an unimaginable amount of emotional and psychological suffering, all because you wouldn’t level with them.
Why? Why couldn’t you tell them their dog was probably hosed? Why did you have to put them and him through all that? Was it because you didn’t want to see the way their faces crumbled when we told them there was nothing more to be done? Was it because you didn’t want to hear their sobs as they petted him for the last time? Was it because you didn’t want to be the one to have to ask them what they wanted to do with the body? Was it because you didn’t want to have to be the one to hand them the coffin and see them lose what little composure they’d regained?
Well, fuck you, buddy. Fuck you up the ass with an extra-large branding iron. None of that stuff was on my list of fun things to do today, either.
You know, I think I’d rather believe you were incompetent than believe anyone could deliberately put that family through that. Looking better, my fucking ass.