He's MAD, I TELL YOU! And he's creating a race of Cow-Human Zombies to destroy us all

However, they are Atkins friendly. Look for them on the menu at Applebees soon.

Oh yes, master! Grind my sausage… WOOF!

Bull-shit!
I am udderly opposed to their mooves to take over the world!

Sweet zombie jesus.

Jesus is a Necro-Andro-Bovine Supervisor? :eek: Well, that goes a long way towards explaining how the bread and the wine become the body and blood. Why didn’t they just explain it this way in catechism class?

Mu.

Mutant clone zombie cow people? It sounds perfect for MST3K. All I can say is, the whole thing is udderly ridiculous. Maybe we can milk it a little more, but I have a beef with it. It’s all bull. They have people cowed. I’ll stop new :smiley:

“Too many puns… Brain failing… primary systems off line… I’m going to have to bail HQ… tell the boys I died a hero. Or, at least don’t tell em I was killed by cow jokes…”
EJECT EJECT EJECT!!!

He punched-out too soon.
That’s called “premature eject-ulation”. :smiley:
I jear you get it from eating too much hamburger…

Obligatory link to Cows Are Evil.