OpalCat hates lists with only two things on them. It used to be that if you wanted to make a list of only two things, the third thing would be “Hi, Opal!” in order to appease her. Now it’s gotten to the point where the third thing on a list with more than two things is “Hi, Opal!” too, which kinda dilutes the original intent of the joke. But that’s okay. Can’t fault the newbies.
UBee, being Dutch and fairly patriotic, I have absolutely no love for the French. I would never drive a French car. (I’d take a Française for a ride, but I digress.) But I do have to correct you on this one, even though you have more teeth than I have. Peugeot is the manufacturer of THE wet dream on wheels: the 406 Coupé (and that’s pronounced coo-pay, you uncouth barbarians). When I see that car, I cream my pants. Yes I do.
Oh, to have less principles and a shitload of money…
Hoo yeah. The Pug 406 Coupé can be seen here, ladies and gents. And here’s the front, dammit. Quite the looker indeed. And since I drove one for a day (sweettalked the dealer into lending it to me when my car was in for its annual checkup), I’m completely in love with it as well. What a car.
For now, it’s the 306, though. Not as glamourous, but BOY does it handle!