Goddamnit, I know it’s a lot to expect from free wireless internet in a goddamned Best Western hotel, but STOP FUCKING REDIRECTING MY BROWSER when I try to click on a link. I don’t mind having to click through an ad every half hour or so, BUT STOP FUCKING DIVERTING ME TO YAHOO WHENEVER I CLICK ON ANY LINK WHATSOEVER! JESUS CHRIST FUCK YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! STOP IT!!!
In summary: FUCKING DIE AND ROAST IN SATAN’S ANUS YOU WORTHLESS CANCER ON THE PROLAPSED ANUS OF THE INTERNET!!
P.S. I’d like to apologize to anyone who finds this rant reminiscent of that stupid fat fuck of a “sports journalist” Peter King. I’m sorry that I reminded you of that half ton bag of pig shit.