Hey, guys! (Gender neutral? Or insensitive overly assumptive sexism of the patriarchy?)

[gnoitall]

@burpo_the_wonder_mutt

I do a very good “Dr. Nick Riviera” impression, so when I enter a room (hopefully there’s at least ONE friend in attendance), it’s, “HI, EVRABODY!”

(Dead silence)

Well, my Professor Farnsworth “Good news, everyone!” also results in stunned silence, usually. (Probably because it’s always bad news.)

[Thudlow_Boink]

@burpo_the_wonder_mutt

I do a very good “Dr. Nick Riviera” impression, so when I enter a room (hopefully there’s at least ONE friend in attendance), it’s, “HI, EVRABODY!”

(Dead silence)

Try a Rita Moreno impression.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

^ That woman is a National Treasure, you gotta love her! The “Otto the Director” video is priceless.