Hey, have you seen my M-16 around here?

Oooops.

Utah sheriff’s office is looking for one. In 1998, they got a bunch on loan from the military, tossed them in a locker and just found out now that one is gone.

So if you make machine guns illegal, only [del]criminals[/del], [del]LEO[/del] wait, whoever took it would be a criminal, so we’re back to only criminals would have them.

That’s nothing. Someone stole the toilets from a sheriffs office. There were no witnesses and deputies had nothing to go on.

And they also stole a shipment of Viagra from the evidence locker, so now we know they’re hardened criminals.

They closed the blinds to they wouldn’t be witnessed. Shady characters.

Grand theft automatic weapon.

They also grabbed the mop and bucket, making a clean getaway.