Oooh, that’s a really good possibility there. At least pregnant women have the hormone defense to fall back on if the offending rubber draws back a nub, not so much for the bald guys.
Long hair is good for attracting mates. When I was having my 20th birthday party/Mage: the Ascension game session, available light asked if she could brush my hair. Now we’re married. 
And I still have the long hair.
Yeah, that’s fucked up. Women get a free pass to a whole hell of a lot of “invading personal space” stuff, but then critiquing you? No way.
I’d give her a reach around, pat her ass and say, “nice, but a little flabby. Could lose a few pounds.”
Of course, I’m gay, so the fact that I’m definitely not going to get laid at that point, isn’t an issue for me.