You ARE Driving the WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE WAY STREET WITH A SHITLOAD OF ON COMING TRAFFIC YOU IGNORANT FUCK
yeah for real, dude was STILL talking on his cell while traveling North on 2nd ave in Seattle, for those unfamilliar 2nd ave is a major Southbound one way.
I am curious what you talk about while dodging oncoming cars you know instead of haning up and pulling your dumbass over to the far left (his right).
while I am at it,
Dear Mr, H2,
if you cant manage to park your mobile studio apartment in one stall perhaps you should find some place else to park other than the buildings one handicapped stall, I know yesterday you were only taking up half of the handicapped stall but today you must have decided that the handicapped parking stall was for people to fucking dumb to park in a regular stall. (yes his h2 would fit in a regular stall, yes there is alot of parking within in a half block, yes this would mean he would have to walk for like 15 seconds to get into the building, no I havent ever actually been present to see him park or I would give him a free lesson in how to park a fucking car)
Last week I saw a cell-talking driver hit a kid that was crossing (on his bicycle) with the light. The driver was coming from the same direction as the kid and turned right, running straight over the front of the bike and throwing the kid to the ground. (The guy was holding his phone in his right hand, so I think it may have affected his peripheral vision as well as his attention.)
The thing is, the guy pulled over and continued his conversation. (Well, I’m pretty sure the topic had changed, but the guy just sat there, talking, while the kid was laying in the road.) By the time I closed the distance, the kid had gotten up, noted that his bike was totalled (but he seemed to be pretty much intact, fortunately) and was tentatively walking towards the car and peering in.
I wonder if this jerkoff has changed his behaviour at all after getting that little wake-up call.
On a recent trip to the vet, I had a lot of trouble getting into the lot owing to an illegally parked white BMW blocking half of the entrance/exit of the lot. The lot has signs posted with the number for a towing company, so I called them. They told me that only an authorized person can call in an illegally parked car in the lot. So my attempt to make that asshole pay was stymied :mad:
Nah. You drive with your knee, saving your dick for turn signals or a downshifting a column automatic. Could never get my dick to work a 3-on-the-tree manual, though.
I saw a dump truck driver turning left (from a stop) with a sandwich in his right hand and a cell phone in his left. From what I could tell he was shifting with his elbow, but I really don’t know how he was steering. Must have an extra hand in there somewhere.
I used to have the knee-jerk anti-SUV instinct, but as I’ve known a few people with SUVs who actually do go camping and shopping for big barbecues and all that, I’ve grown out of it.
However, peopel with Escalades and Hummers? Fuck them, tow 'em.
