Hey Polly Prissypants, fuck off back to your side of the property line.

[Jackmannii]

@Paranoid_Randroid

Assuming everything he’s said about the experience is more-or-less accurate, I suspect that what really peeved him – what would have pissed me off, anyway – was the neighbor calling the cops. I mean, yeesh, what a way to waste everyone’s time.

Depending on the jurisdiction, the OP might have committed a criminal act requiring an affirmative response by law enforcement.

For instance, you’d better watch your step in parts of South Carolina.

According to North Augusta law, disorderly conduct can occur if a person happens to “utter, while in a state of anger, in the presence of another, any bawdy, lewd or obscene words or epithets,” WJBF reports. The South Carolina state law’s definition of the misdemeanor includes “use obscene or profane language on any highway or at any public place or gathering or in hearing distance of any schoolhouse or church.”

I guess you’d be safe in North Augusta, SC if you told an annoying person to “fuck right off” while smiling pleasantly.

[Miller]

@IvoryTowerDenizen

I’d be curious for you to link to the posted that got you suspended, as I’d be surprised if it was as innocuous as you claim. But I’d be happy to be proven wrong.

Judge for yourself.

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

@Miller

Judge for yourself.

Yeah. That sums it up nicely. Pretty consistent with current behavior, too.

[CheshireKat]

@Una_Persson

Trifoliate orange, locust, or some other spiny exsanguinating hedge will do wonders for stopping that.

Or spell out “fuck” with a topiary hedge.

[AClockworkMelon]

@FuriousGeorge

That’s cuz you smell like a dead dog’s asshole and have the disposition of Gladys Kravitz with period cramps. Nobody wants to interact with you. Just because nobody says anything to your face, doesn’t mean they don’t hate your fetid guts.

I don’t know who the fuck you are, but I like you.

[Drunky_Smurf]

@BigT

God fucking damnit, people. (And I usually avoid using God like that.) When someone comes in and drops a rant about something that really upsets them, how shitty a person do you have to be to come in and call them a liar? If you have a personal problem with the guy, so that you think he’s less than trustworthy, come out and say what it is.

But we all know what it’s really about. “Look at how smart I am! I didn’t believe this one perfectly plausible.” Never mind that you have absolutely no evidence that it is false. Never mind that we’ve had plenty of pit threads about people just like this neighbor–ones you didn’t self stimulate about not believing.

It’s a fucking rant. We all know there’s more than one side. It doesn’t make you better to point that out. It shows you’re just spoiling for a fight. It shows that you are, like the neighbor, someone who freaks out about unimportant shit.

@BigT

NETA: Choosing to believe a fictitious “other side” you’ve made up in your head doesn’t mean you are smarter. When there are no consequences to believing or not believing, choosing the one that makes you sound like a douchebag only makes it clear you are, in fact, a douchebag.

Yes, mommy.

[Lucas_Jackson]

@BigT

God fucking damnit, people.

Please don’t use the lords name in vain. This is why God won’t let us have nice things.

[Guinastasia]

@BigT

God fucking damnit, people. (And I usually avoid using God like that.) When someone comes in and drops a rant about something that really upsets them, how shitty a person do you have to be to come in and call them a liar? If you have a personal problem with the guy, so that you think he’s less than trustworthy, come out and say what it is.

But we all know what it’s really about. “Look at how smart I am! I didn’t believe this one perfectly plausible.” Never mind that you have absolutely no evidence that it is false. Never mind that we’ve had plenty of pit threads about people just like this neighbor–ones you didn’t self stimulate about not believing.

It’s a fucking rant. We all know there’s more than one side. It doesn’t make you better to point that out. It shows you’re just spoiling for a fight. It shows that you are, like the neighbor, someone who freaks out about unimportant shit.

@BigT

NETA: Choosing to believe a fictitious “other side” you’ve made up in your head doesn’t mean you are smarter. When there are no consequences to believing or not believing, choosing the one that makes you sound like a douchebag only makes it clear you are, in fact, a douchebag.

Shut up, BigTard.

[Wile_E]

@Ravenman

I believe this.

…

No, the first story had a major plothole, who the hell drinks Coors Light?

[CairoCarol]

@BigT

God fucking damnit, people. (And I usually avoid using God like that.) When someone comes in and drops a rant about something that really upsets them, how shitty a person do you have to be to come in and call them a liar? If you have a personal problem with the guy, so that you think he’s less than trustworthy, come out and say what it is.

But we all know what it’s really about. “Look at how smart I am! I didn’t believe this one perfectly plausible.” Never mind that you have absolutely no evidence that it is false. Never mind that we’ve had plenty of pit threads about people just like this neighbor–ones you didn’t self stimulate about not believing.

It’s a fucking rant. We all know there’s more than one side. It doesn’t make you better to point that out. It shows you’re just spoiling for a fight. It shows that you are, like the neighbor, someone who freaks out about unimportant shit.

I suggest asking the mods to change your username to FuriousBigT.

[OldOlds]

@Wile_E

No, the first story had a major plothole, who the hell drinks Coors Light?

Townies and Trailer Park Denizens. They love the cans that change color to tell you it’s cold.

I wish I were just being an asshole, but I speak the truth.

(that isn’t to say I’m not being an asshole. just a truthful one)