Rock Stars, is there anything they don’t know?
BTW, TMBG is playing a free concert in Prospect park in Brooklyn at the end of August I believe. More on this story as it develops.
Was it Tims mitt I saw?
Anyone know where I stole that from?
Well, here are some of my favorites.
A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.
Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog.
Cigar? Toss it in a can, it is so tragic.
No, I no imam - I onion!
Well, since not many seem to be taking an interest in the subject - WHOREOS AND TITS AHOY FOR ALL!!!
My favorite part was when James Woods whipped the TV set while Deborah Harry’s big ass lips moaned on the screen.
Oh. You meant palindrome.
Nevermind.
From yesterday’s Mensa page-a-day calendar:
What use is a shoulder salve?
Bursitis rub.
LOL you sick bunch of fricks.
Kid in the living room: “What’s so funny?”
Me in the dining room: “Never mind.”
[ya’ll couldn’t possibly have known that I’ve got bags of both Oreos AND Tits–pardon me, Chips Ahoy open, here on the dining room table. I’m never going to be able to unscrew–oh god–undo?–unwind?–another Oreo again. Thanks a lot, Chief. I’m going to have to switch cookie brands, and it’s all your fault.]
May I be the first to ask, Why isnt a palindrome a palindrome? I mean, shouldnt the word that stands for what it stands for be what it says?
And while we’re on the subject, fnord, why is abbreviation such a long word?
I guess I’m the sickest mind of all cause as soon as someone mentioned Whoreos my first thought was concerning what a double-stuff whoreo would be.