Hey, Yo has tits ahoy! yeh?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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It’s a palindrome silly. I was going through some of my old writings and stuff this past weekend when I found this page with some of my attempts at creating palindromes, most of which failed miserably.

Here’s another:
stare, but I tube rats

And then there was the mother of what I came up with that day. Now, if you read it just right with a good slice of imagination, you might just be able to make yourself believe that it makes sense:

Name a demand. Esa reign! I don’t ask. Come here he mocks at noding. I erase DNA. Me Daeman. :smiley:

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Tits Ahoy would be a really interesting cookie.

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Ya beat me to it Drain. Anyone gotta recipe for Tits Ahoy! Might make an even better cereal. Or is it what Lesbian Pirates shout and sighting land…

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hehe…Just one big-ass chocolate chip right in the middle.

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Chocolate chip? I think not. What the Tits Ahoy cookies need is a Hershey’s Kiss right in the middle.

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Has anyone ever seen those “peanut-butter blossoms” - they’re peanut butter cookies with hershey’s kisses in the middle . . . darnit, i’m not ever going to be able to see one of those again without laughing . . .

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Would they come with their own milk?

I’ll wait for the Whoreos, thank you.

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It’s bad enough I sit here laughing hysterically every day at work. Now y’all are going to have me doing guffaws in the grocery store.

Whoreos? Which part do you eat first?

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Ahh, the attention span of the Straight Dope Message Board people.

I start a thread about palindromes and all they can think of is erotic cookies. sigh

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O memsahib, Bart! Rabbi has memo.

One of my favorite line from the Simpsons…

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Alright, alright, Moe:

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.

We happy now?

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I suppose we could just go for length, too:

Hey! A man, a plan, a canal, Panama, yeh?

:slight_smile:

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I’d have to eat the middle first Chief, what about you?

-SS

14

How about:

rats live on no evil star (a true palindrome),

or the classic name:

bob?

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My favorite was the old classic.

Able was I ere I saw Elba.

supposedly said by napolean, of course I figured out it wasn’t when I was 8.

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You spread it apart and eat the creamy filling.

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Yep, Chief needs to get off that boat. FAST.

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Why do I suddenly think of the Python’s Parrot sketch?

The palindrome of Bolton is Notlob!

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Now this is more like it. Here’s one from a Bela Fleck CD insert: May a moody baby doom a yam

And no, it’s not from the album Ufo Tofu

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Someday mother will die and I’ll get the money
Mom leans down and says, “My sentiments exactly,
You son of a bitch”
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
And I am a snake head eating (snake head)
The head on the opposite side (snake head)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)

See that bulletproof dress hanging from the clothesline
See the medical chart with the random zig-zag
Now I’ll help it decide
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
And I am a snake head eating (snake head)
The head on the opposite side (snake head)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)

“Son I am able,” she said “though you scare me.”
“Watch,” said I
“Beloved,” I said “watch me scare you though.” said she,
“Able am I, Son.”

See the spring of the grandfather clock unwinding
(Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age)
See the hands of my offspring making windmills
(Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age)
Dad palindrome Dad
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
And I am a snake head eating (snake head)
The head on the opposite side (snake head)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)