Just though I’d drop in to greet everyone, and test a bit of code.
Oh sure, I can’t believe Google is reduced to Spamming the Dope. 
I mean Hail and Well Met, Welcome to the SDMB. Enjoy your visit, kick the ties and if you like it, please join us as a member.
Jim
Jim - let the new guy (gal?) kick YOUR tie, I’d prefer my neck be left alone…
Hello Poopraham Lincoln. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay. 
I seem to have lost another R. If you find one, let me know. I meant Tire of course.
Jim
{{Waves hello to Poopraham Lincoln}}! 
I for one welcome our new defecating Lincoln overlords.
Thanks for the welcome, sorry about the spam… and don’t fret for your ties.
Hola Poopyhead…no wait…Poopraham. Welcome and don’t forget to pony up the big bucks when your guest account expires. We likes poopyheads! 
Lemme guess, your handle indicates you wish the South had won the War of Northern Aggression?
Hullo, Poopraham Lincoln. Cool name!
Wow, I’d not thought about Lincoln Logs in years.
Welcome.
Well, the full name is Poopraham Lincoln Logs Juegos. It was a long process, coming up with that. None of which involved an affinity for the South as I am currently living in the torturous north of Indianapolis.
But now that I think about it… my grandmother discovered that we are related to John Wilkes Booth. Who knows?
Yes, it’s the kind of name that makes me giggle and then feel ashamed of myself for doing so.
Best username ever. Well, since Warren G. Hardon. And Ulysses S. Wank.
Wow!
A JWB decendant! I should be so lucky!
If you ever make it to a Cleveland Dopefest, I’ll be sure to toast you for that!