Two minus three equals negative fun!
*Calling all Quakers!
Here Comes the Metric System!*
- s.e.
You might remember me from such dates as “last night’s dinner!”
They eventually had children. Eight survived.
So now that you know what “It” is…don’t do it.
Ruff! Ruff! I’m Poochie the Rockin’ Dog!
Hello, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such cartoons as Christmas Ape and Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp!
Thank you all. I’d forgotten most of these but now I am shedding tears of laughter.
Y’all made my day.
Peace,
TN*hippie
(you might remember me from such threads as There Is No Such Thing As A Free Naked Lunch and PCP: The Misunderstood Nutrient.
He has several good ones in the Virtual Springfield video game, such as…
You may remember me from such travel guides as “Tulsa: a pea-sized town with lima bean-sized dreams”
. . . Dial ‘M’ for murderousness!
My favorite Troy lines were always:
“Mmmm . . . that’s good Billy!”
and
“Selma, Jub Jub is faaaan-tastic! He’s everywhere you want to be!”
Self help guy: Troy, this circle represents you.
Troy: My God! It’s like you’ve known me all my life!!!
Kids: “Ewwwww!”
Mrs. Krabapple: “She’s faking.”
- s.e.
My favorite Troy McClure moments are when he doesn’t speak at all:
Billy: “Mr McClure, what does DNA stand for?”
Troy: ::looks at camera, then the film flashes “The End”::
Or, when the 138th episode special cuts back to him after he watches the very first Simpsons episode, and he has that look on his face like it was terrible, before doing the canned laughter.
And his “fish fetish”…anyone want to speculate on exactly what that might entail?
Entrails? :eek:
He most likely sleeps with the fishes…literally.
“People don’t do that kind of thing with fish!”
[sub]This thread dedicated to the memory of Phil Hartman[/sub]
…the telethons…Out with Gout '88, The Springfield Public TV Telethon, Let’s Save Tony Orlando’s House
I hate every ape I see
from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z
My god, I love that song!
Parker: “Troy, m’man! Ever heard of…Planet of the Apes?”
Troy: “Eh…the movie, or the planet?”
Parker: “The new, multi-million dollar musical with you as…the human!”
Troy: “It’s the part I was born to play, baby!”
Troy’s car has this bumper-sticker: “Follow Me to the Springfield Aquarium”
–Cliffy
Selma: “You’re telling me you’re gay.”
Troy: “I wish.”
Parker: I can get you in a film with Rob Lowe and Hugh Grant."
Troy: “Those sickos?”
My all time favorite:
“But for that ending to work, you’d have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. And that would be downright nutty.”
If I had been swallowing at that moment, I would have chocked to death.
I hear ya Ripple! The whole play is hilarious.
Ooooo, help me Dr. Zeus!
Dr. Zeus! Dr. Zeus! - Dr. Zeus! Dr. Zeus!
“Gladys, the groovy mule!”