Ah’m back!
Ah’m back!
Let the bells ring out and the banners fly!
Feast your eyes on me!
It’s too good to be true!
But Ah’m back! Ahh’m back!
Did you miss me?
I’ve got internet access again. Had you noticed?
Fenris
This is the first post I’ve ever seen that had zero views and zero responses. Almost a simulpost.
Mods, I think this guy might be a sock.
Hey, Fenris, welcome back.
You know I always thought that genie was voiced by Jim Backus, even though Mel Blanc did almost all of the voices in the Bugs Bunny cartoons.
Fenris! Thank the gods!
I missed you terribly! I pined!
It was too quiet.
Ahem.
You were gone?
psssttt, Fenris, it’s No Flirt Day. Come back tomorry…
Yea! You’re back! Amd just in time for the resurrection of your Homemade Revenge Glurge thread.
(And your intro is one of my favorite cartoon lines; the other is “Other fathers get to play in Africa”.)
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Ok, so I don’t really know ya but welcome back anyway.
Welcome back. I’m glad the powers that be be did not make your absence a long one.
… “Your dreams were your ticket out,” …
Here’s hoping your comeback surpasses that of John Travolta. 
“Don’t call it a comeback…”
You want a comeback after mine fizzled out? Naught I say, naught. . .
Tripler
Hell, I thought I would’ve had a parade or something.
Fenris! Fenris!
I missed you, man.
and you are…? and this is regarding…? (insert smirky face emoticon here)
did you miss us as much as we missed you?
Well, we had something planned but then thinksnowhad to have his Suck up to Coldfire Day at the same time.
Huh. Check out this newbie, acting like he’s hot shit or something!
So, what did you do when you didn’t have internet access? I hear there’s something called “the real world” out there, but I would apparently have to turn the computer off to experience it.
Comcast’s still hanging in there, and my DSL order is in the system. Welcome back!
Welcome back! So, when do we get a new song?
Fenris was gone? 
Juuuuust kidding, juuuuuuuust kidding…
OW!
[silence]
Heh.
So the Self-Proclaimed Arbiter of Food has returned. And did he bring any cookies with him? No. I’m not impressed. Nor has he ever written a song parody singing my praises as the SDMB Iron Chef.
I’ll be keeping my eye on you, Mr. Fenris.