Hi Opal!

The BBQ Pit
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december,

  1. That was priceless…I was trying to think of how to do some real Haiku in list format, but there’s no way I could top that!!

  2. Excellent!!!

  3. …runs out of thoughts…

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Awww. :embarassed:

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Arthur said it best…

“One… Two… Five!”

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  1. Opal likes long lists
  2. Not Bill, though.
  3. Now it’s "Bye, Opal!’
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whoops. 5/7/5, not 5/3/5. hmm…

  1. Opal likes long lists
  2. but Uncle Bill does not, so
  3. now it’s “Bye, Opal!”
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Can’t we all just get along???

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Aww, c’mon. It’s all fun and games.
Until someone throws the burrito.

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Then it’s a party.

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Is that a beef, bean and cheese burrito, a bean burrito with a Mexican fat burner, or a burrito so hot even Jesus could not eat it?

Man, this place has a lot of inside jokes.

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Hot burritos make the baby Jesus cry.

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  1. I’m not good at lists.
  2. So I never said the phrase before.
  3. But I’ll try it out now.
  4. Hi Oprah!
    %. I just don’t get it.
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[li]Hi, Opal![/li][li]Hi, Opal![/li][li]Hi, OncleBier![/li][li]Hi, Opal![/li][li]Hi, Opal![/li][/ul]

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I once got really frustrated while making chimichangas. Every time I rolled up the burrito, the tortilla would crack. Obviously, deep frying a burrito with the filling pouring out wouldn’t work.

After several of these, I was fuming. Keep in mind that this was before I was on medication.

So in a sort of sudden flaring rage, I grabbed the burrito in both hands, ripped it apart, and threw it across the room.

And then I felt really stupid.

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So then, it used to be “jumped the shark” and now it’s “thrown the burrito”?

Which would mean that “Hi, Opal!” has thrown the burrito.

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Which, if I recall correctly, you attended and drank humongous amounts of beer at…

But at least you had a good time :smiley:

Although you cuould have slept inside…you just woulda had to share a couch with Thinksnow.

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true mexican food tip as supplied by Mama Baboon:

Heat your tortillas up first.
Warm Tortillas are easy to roll.
It also helps if you roll with the ‘grain’ (look closely, you’ll see it).

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I always warm the tortillas up first. I spent the first 25 years of my life about an hour away from Mexico…

These were just on the tail end of freshness, and nothing I could have done would have saved them. :confused:

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Sorry, elf6c, and no offense, Unclebeer, but it just doesn’t have the same hard-hitting impact.

I predict it won’t last.

Long live Hi, Opal! (repeat 3 times)

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Or “When Opal back, bring Hi.”

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Can we do "QUIT IT OUT " for a while? Sis thinks it’s cute and uses it constantly…

BTW Hi Opal!