Hi, Sam Stone! -- I Pit the Blathering Bullshit about Stock Market movements

In another thread, defending himself from sexism, Mr. Stone writes:

@ Sam — Was this clause intended as a factual fact? Or just another colorful turn of phrase? Just for fun, I Searched for Sam Stone mentions of “Sessions.” I found

But it seemed that no mentions of Jeff Sessions turned up, let alone about him being a “scold.”

Factual facts? Colorful turns of phrase? Bombastic flatulence? You decide.