There has been a lot of publicity about the proof of the Higgs boson’s existaance. However, we never got any recognition, but years ago when they began to realize that most of the universe was full of dark matter, Mel Brooks and I undertook a study of what it was. We were to first ones to discover the truth. It is pea soup.
On a related subject, do you know know the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
A: Anybody can mash potatoes.