Higgs boson and dark matter

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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There has been a lot of publicity about the proof of the Higgs boson’s existaance. However, we never got any recognition, but years ago when they began to realize that most of the universe was full of dark matter, Mel Brooks and I undertook a study of what it was. We were to first ones to discover the truth. It is pea soup.
On a related subject, do you know know the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

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A: Anybody can mash potatoes.

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Are you implying that not everybody can pea in soup?

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peaons?

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I’d suggest that not everybody can pee soup (and if they could, a trip to the doctor might be in order.)

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Well, Richard, you seem to be the first to get it.

Congrats.

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What’s the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

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When you eat a vitamin, it will prevent diseases?

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[Benny Hill] You can’t make a vitamin. [/Benny Hill]

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Cosine secant tangent sine,
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