Well, **I Know Lots **, welcome to the SDMB. A few replies…
"I suggested nothing of the kind in my over-the-top mockery (yes, over-the-top mockery and deliberate childishness. Next time I’m embarking on a leg-pull I will hold up a giant sign saying “IRONY” for the benefit of anyone with a single-digit IQ). "
First off, Know, Jonathan Swift you aint. Second, this isn’t really a forum for leg-pulling or over-the-top mockery, and it certainly isn’t a forum of deliberate childishness. Third, implying that your interlocuters have single-digit IQs is Pit behavior. In fact, as El_Kabong already said, your entire OP was more appropriate for the Pit.
"The “anti-war” types, in their own genuinely childish and reductionist way, have spent months yelling and shouting down reasoned arguments from the pro-war and undecided camps. "
Talking about “types” in an insubstantiated way isn’t going to get you credit with anyone. Take a look at the debates on the subject of war in this forum for the past few months. Or, if you prefer, take a look at the anti-war editorials and articles that have appeared in the US and/or UK press. Look in the centrist New York Times, or in the Guardian, or in the left-liberal Nation, or in the left-radical ZMagazine. Find an example or two of anti-war writers’ “shouting down reasoned arguments.” Then maybe you’ll have the makings of a debate. Otherwise you’ve got a rant, and it’s appropriate forum is the Pit–if you absolutely must post at all.
"They repeatedly predicted, and presumably were looking forward to, a long, miserable road to victory for the coaltion, popular resistance from the Iraqi people against the “invaders”, and a final bloodbath in Baghdad. Which they could follow with a smug “I told you so.”’
As others have already said, none of these arguments were at all common either in this forum or in the publications I’ve named above. Most here on both sides, in fact, predicted a fairly short war; while most responsible publications predicted mixed response from the Iraqi people–and at this early stage, given that the fighting isn’t over, the occupation has just begun, and there’s as much of a looting free-for-all as there is a genuinely political response taking place on the streets of Iraqi cities, that seems legitimate.
So far, therefore, you’ve proved that your views are childish and reductionist. But, your protestations to the contrary, I you’ve provided no evidence that anyone else has sunk to that level. So basically you’re shadowboxing with your own anti-war strawman. Do you really expect to be taken seriously?
“After months of abuse and being labelled as an evil warmonger and all that by the holier-than-thou “anti-war” camp, I do think I deserve to mock them. What goes around comes around. Next time, certain people should think before they takes sides and make predictions and start heaping abuse on anyone who speaks up against them.”
Well, I’m not surprised to find out this is personal for you, as that would account for the self-professed but still unjustified juvenile behavior. OTOH, unless you’ve been posting regularly in the Pit I can’t imagine that you endured this traumatic abuse here. Once again, you seem to have a Pit rant in mind–if you absolutely must.
“And, by the way, I do know what I’m talking about, boyo. I’ve got an Master Degree in IR from Durham University. My MA degree trumps your smugness. Neener neener and all that.”
Congratulations on your educational achievements (I mean that sincerely). But don’t they make you feel a bit sheepish about posting such tripe in a debate forum?
FTR, that’s girl-o, not boyo.
[sub]Oh, and btw it takes a least a Ph.D. to be as smug as I am ;).[/sub]