Hippo vs Rhino

In My Humble Opinion
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inspired by http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=337504

who would win, a hippo vs rhino? Hippos are known as one of nature’s nastiest and most vicious creatures, routinely killing crocs, and other beasts w/ it’s bad temper, massive girth and crazy looking teeth. To add injury to insult, they are also very jerky, in that they have been known to shit a mile a minute and use their tails as ‘propellers’ to just spray things/animals etcs for the fun of it. they can run as fast as a horse, and are good inwater.

Rhinos have a huge honkin horn and run faster than horses and can knock trees down w/ their girth and horn. Plus, I would be more afraid of a thug named Rhino rather than Hippo, if someone so chose to take that name.

here’s my take: vicious fight, Hippo wins bcuz of water advantage and large bites in side of rhino, while getting stabbed a time or two w/ the rhino horn. Hippo then spray poops it’s fallen foe to talk trash animal-style.

your take?

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Gorilla with rocket launcher

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Depends if the fight is on land or water. In water, the rhino has no chance. On land, it may have a slight advantage (hippos are pretty mean on land too).

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Batman… oh wait. I gotta go with the rhino on this one.

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Monsieur Mallah!!