HIRE PEOPLE WHO ARE SMART ENOUGH NOT TO BURN POPCORN IN A MICROWAVE OVEN.
Crap.
Busted.
Sorry.
Hire people who are smart enough to post in the existing thread? 
Sounds like a good plan.
Think you can get it through committee?
Tris
I have found that the best way to prevent popcorn from burning is to wrap it in aluminum foil before putting it in the microwave.
Just how do you test for this sort of thing?
Give away free samples during orientation and training. Observe.
Tris
I’m guessing this was meant to be posted in the other thread, but since there’s not really much here, content-wise, I’m going to go ahead and close it.