[QUOTE=Lunar Saltlick]
You make it sound like a game. Call Center 3.1, with advanced levels, including Enraged Drunken Lunatic Level 5 and Repugnant Body Odor Colleague Level 7. Now shipping with Flying Spittle VR module.
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Nice! 
You forgot Death Threats 4.2 and I’ll Get You Fired 2.3–also Wandering Damage Floor Support and Client Visit Roulette though…