It's called "staffing levels," assholes. Look it up.

Goddammit, today is supposed to be the slow day at work. Instead we’ve been 30 and 40 calls in queue for over an hour. Almost all of it is overflow from another call center that handles a specific client’s rebate cards. That center is chronically understaffed and right now, two months after Christmas is the start of the busy season. My center built ten extra call stations specifically to absorb this overflow with reps that take nothing but this client’s calls. How many of those positions are staffed today? Exactly zero.

So of course the long hold times are a license for the callers to be rude little bitches, because yes it is me personally who’s making them sit on hold because they’re too fucking stupid to figure out that hey, if their cell phone number doesn’t activate the card, maybe they should try the other cell number.

But, your the one who begged them to hold and that their call is important to you.

So there’s long queues and you’re posting here? Shame shame shame…

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Sympathizing and agreeing, but not able to contain the snark

It was my lunch period.

That would explain my 45 minute wait on hold the last time.

Why don’t you just get another job? All you ever fucking do is bitch.

Oh yeah, I’ve started a grand total of thirteen Pit threads in the last year, nine of them being work-related. Such constant bitching, one thread every six or seven weeks on average, how does the server stand up to such abuse?

It’s pretty obvious from the thread title that it probably has something to do with work. If you don’t want to read my bitching about work, don’t open the fucking thread. Not really that complicated a concept.

Are you sure your bitter hatred for your customers isn’t coming through in your conversations with them? Not that I don’t agree with you… I mean, how dare they complain for having to sit on hold for lord-knows-how-long only to ultimately be served by someone who thinks they’re “so fucking stupid”?

Nine pit threads in a year relating to your work? It’s not exactly trolling, but it’s not exactly the middle of the bell-curve either.

At some point the topic of your job is bound to be less enchantingly fresh and entertaining for others.

I’m not even sure exactly what a “call center” is, but I’m guessing it’s customer service or some sort.

So they’re being put on hold for long periods of time, and you’re being a dick to them. Nice.

Also, 13 pit threads a year sounds like constant bitching to me, yo.

Want to point out for me where he’s being a dick to them?

Like Q.E.D. said, where is he being rude TO them? And Otto ain’t the one putting them on hold.

I do try to make them entertaining. People seemed to enjoy No Halloween costumes at work and It’s popcorn! How fucking dumb are you? seemed to be a crowd-pleaser.

It’s thirteen Pit threads total, only nine of which were work-related.

I’m not going to do the research (because it’s Sunday, resting on the seventh day and all that… no really), but I’d bet that enough of a percentage of Pit threads in total are work related.

Besides, like** Otto** says, at least they’re pretty entertaining.

As a 10-year veteran of retail, I could easily post 13 work threads a year (not that Otto does – those of us who pay attention know that he has only posted 9 work threads) in the Pit. That’s only one every four weeks. People on the front lines of customer service have encounters at least weekly and often daily that are just absolutely infuriating and/or ridiculous.

And I might post them, but every time one of us service workers does, we get something like

so we don’t do it often. We’re not allowed to complain about work, because serving you is supposed to bring us ecstatic satisfaction every minute of every day. I’ve worked in a call center. It can be fun, but it can also be incredibly draining. If the man needs to blow off some steam here once every six weeks, so the hell what?

Bitching about our jobs is our right as Americans.

Brain surgeons and pro Atheletes sometimes bitch about their jobs.

Right? I thought it was required by law!

[Drew Carey] You hate your job? You know there is a support group for that? It’s called ‘everybody’. They meet down at the bar. [/DC]

If the other call center is perpetually understaffed and the overflow call center has zero additional stations staffed…well, it sounds like your managers are setting you up to be abused.

Hey chill. He’s got to eat.

Besides, do you think you could stand the love-fest if we all posted ll the time about how we enjoyed our jobs? :slight_smile: