Hitchhikers - get in here!

I hitch hiked alot in my earlier years and only had one incident. This is the incident:

Two girlfriends and I were attempting to get to a party several miles away. The three of us stuck out out thumbs and got a ride pretty quickly. The guy started driving us and then said he had to get gas. He turned and started going the opposite direction down the busy road, the turned off onto some side streets. He said he thought he saw a cop and started driving a little fast for the street we were on. I decided to ditch. I opened the door and rolled out landing in the grassy roadside and rolling into a dry ditch. My two friends stayed in the car until the guy took a corner too fast and drove the whole car into the ditch. They jumped out and ran off.

We all met at the party later.

I always wondered what kinda wierdo would try to kidnap (or what?) 3 girls all at once.

OK, a few more.

One little pickin’ up a hitcher tale. During the summer between my junior and senior years in high school, a friend and I convinced our folks to sanction a two week fishing trip to New Mexico. We had grander plans; we wanted to go hang with the hippies in San Francisco. Outside of Las Vegas, New Mexico (where we were headed to visit friend’s GF) we picked up Jim (I still remember his last name). He was 19, and from Minneapolis. We made it up to Washington and played our way down the coast and finally made it back to Texas in time to finish high school. Jim stayed with us for 2½ months, eventually coming all the way to Houston. He was our resident adult on the good ship Ruptured Duck (my friend’s name for our vehicle, his 1963 Chevy Impala SuperSport). I haven’t heard from him since, but if you’re out there, pal, I hope life has treated you well.

Geez. Memories floodin’ the circuits. It would take a short book to chronicle that trip.

The following year I began my adult, high school graduate life with a thumb trip around the western U.S. While hippified, and I intended to maintain no permanent address until I was a rock star in L.A., I did make arrangements to be in contact with my draft board (I was still 1-S at the time); otherwise, it was footloose and fancy free.

No way could I hump drums, so I made do with bongos and some drum sticks (which came in very handy when my backpack’s tube frame broke). With bass player in tow, we headed out.

One of our first travails was the portion of the trip from Fredricksburg, Texas to Mason City, which we walked (~42 miles). When we ran out of water about halfway, I became worried. A concerned (and rare) West Texas hippie found us about one mile from Mason City and gave us water and a ride into town. We didn’t leave that town until we had a ride.

Soon thereafter, we bedded down for the night in desert scrub near a rail intersection outside of Abilene. I was awakened in the morning by a railway man who said they’d be pullin’ out soon, did we want to go? Sure enough, there was a freight idlin’ at the cross switch.

The chronology is not necessarily straightforward here. I’ll throw in the experience I had in Boulder, Colorado.

We found a park with a circuit road that, in my 30+ years later mind’s eye, was about like a high school track (¼ mile) with picnic tables at intervals. At the far side from the entrance we found a table that was but a few yards from a stream. After some time on the road, we welcomed the opportunity for a bath. So, strip down, stash everything in the backpacks, and it’s into the stream we go (slowly, as per Dolores’ experience above).

While, finally, enjoying the chance to get clean - SUDDENLY - there’s a spotlight! Cops! We creep up on the bank and watch as a Boulder cop scoops up our backpacks, drops them in his cruiser and motors on out.

Boy! Talk about bein’ down to the barest. Buck naked in Boulder! With nothing! Well, I did have my eyeglasses. We knew nobody in town. <gulp>

Turns out the cop was just being helpful. I guess he figured somebody had forgot their packs (not bloody likely in our situation - a little bit like forgetting your address). Anyway, he stopped at the entrance to the park and put them on display. We streaked and retrieved.

There’s more, but not tonight.

I’ve hitched a ride from a stranger exactly once, and I seriously doubt I’ll do it again any time soon…
My friend Sam and I are driving up to Tallahassee after Thanksgiving break, and we’re on I-90 (IIRC) when the transmission of her '91 Firebird falls out of the back of the car, then catches on fire. It’s 27 degrees, and we make it another mile before we park the car on the side of the road. We’re more than 70 miles outside of Tallahassee, and AAA only goes 50 miles from where they find your car… so we’re standing there for a moment, hoping that some wild animals don’t kill us and that there aren’t any crazies that want to pick us up, and “how the hell are either of us going to be able to afford a cab ride home from here?”, etc. Did I mention we’re both college freshmen at the time, and also both female, and starting to get cold? Somehow there was someone kind enough to see the whole ordeal who stopped and offered us a ride. Luckily, he was not Ted Bundy, or any other murdering f**khead who’d cut us up and eat us afterward. Ends up he’s an Egyptian man who’s going for his doctorate in Chemistry at UCF, and happens to work on and off in Fort Walton Beach as well. Go figure. We make small talk with the man after we get in the car and start going towards Tallahassee. At the time, Sam was infatuated with her Israeli friend, Amiti, and, well, she makes a gaffe and mentions Israel in converstation. The man gets visibly uncomfortable, and I change the subject. He drops us off at the first hotel on the edge of Tallahassee, and it’s about midnight. It’s a Hilton/Mariott/something nice with a beautiful lobby that’s being set up for the next morning’s breakfast. We lug our stuff into the lobby and are standing around and finally realize that we could’ve been killed or left for dead out there and start hugging each other and celebrating… and then, of course, Sam gets Abbie Hoffman-like urges to steal the little packets of jelly off of the carts in the lobby. And, during all of this, a concierge that appears to be around our age is looking at us and wondering whether he should ask us if we’d like a room or just call security and have us escorted out. We go up to him, ask him to call us a cab, and, 15 minutes later, we made it back to our dorm without a problem.
My mother still doesn’t know that we were that far out. She thought we were only 10 miles outside of Tallahassee when this happened. (I didn’t want her to worry.) She keeps asking if Sam replaced the car, to which I answer “no” every time.

[ul]:smiley: [sup]This whole thing would be rather spooky if you had been.[/sup][/ul]

Oh, and yes I have hitch hiked and also picked up hitch hikers, but back in the 50’s and 60’s. To me it started getting risky in the 70’s.

Hee-hee! I suppose it would—the ghost of Delores haunting the SDMB.

I have more.

The man who was to become my second husband (mistake!!!) , his brother, and I were living in Dallas where they worked construction. (I got to be a stay-at-home wife.) Well, the rainy season hit, and they didn’t work for a long time, and we decided to drive my car to their hometown in Ohio, where we proceeded to become even broker. We hung around for a while, mooching. Then we had the bright idea to sell the car, and hitchhike back to Dallas to work.

/Forrest Gump/
I was not a smart woman.
/Forrest Gump/

So…we bought some backpacks, sold all our stuff, and hitched to Dallas. We slept under bridges, in parks, in shelters…you name it. I remember one scary moment when this pair of guys stopped to pick us up. The BF was putting the backpacks in the backseat of the car, and the passenger pinched me on the tit. In order to not alarm BF, I calmly said, “Get the backpacks out of the car.” Where he proceeds to be confused. I insisted, and he listened for a change. After they drove off I explained. He was pissed that I didn’t tell him at the time, but I wasn’t about to let them drive off with all our worldly possessions (such that they were), or have him get in a fight with two guys.

We finally made it back to Jack’s Lake (what we called Lake Dallas–our friend Jack lived there) and he got back on working with them.

/Grateful Dead/
What a long, strange trip it’s been…
/Grateful Dead