I have developed a secret vice.
My wife is out of town a lot lately (new job) and I am watching the two series Hoarders and *Hoarding: Buried Alive. * I am really ashamed of how much I like watching these shows, but I do. Part of it is watching the slow-motion train wreck that is these people’s lives; part is because, after watching an episode or two, I have a really strong need to clean the house. Seriously. I have a home office, and I have cleared out about 90% of the junk accumulated, and the front room is back to mint condition. And there is all new linoleum on two bathrooms.
Comparing and contrasting the two series - I gotta say I like Hoarders better. Mostly this is because of Matt Paxton, “extreme cleaning specialist”. The way he says this is uniquely reassuring. Matt Paxton is here, and he knows what to do to get the feces-smeared memorabilia out of the fetid, reeking mess. I am watching for the day when he finally snaps, and begins going all Sam Kinnison on some nutcase.
**“YOU CAN’T KEEP THIS JUNK! IT’S COVERED IN POOP! YOU LIVE IN A GARBAGE HEAP! GET A CLUE, YOU LUNATIC!!!” **
It’s like watching the Miss America pageant hoping that some contestant will fall out of her cleavage on TV. Probably won’t happen, but just maybe…
But seriously, some of these people are divided between clueless/mentally not all there, and actively evil. There was that horrible woman married to a fire fighter who did nothing but yell at her kids and browbeat her husband over the mess she made. She seemed to be different from the usual run of people who are simply overwhelmed by their lives - she wanted something (it seemed to me) to use to attack her family. Her kids are going to be so effed in the head.
But there was some other woman, who was living with her friend because she had bladder control problems and had filled up her house with used diapers ( :eek: ), and she had what the psychiatrist (who I recall as a very attractive woman - a major change from that Jewish looking psychiatrist/psychologist who they usually get) said was a major breakthru moment - and all she said was “I don’t know why I let the house get this way”. FWIW, I believe her entirely - it just happened.
But that speaks to what I usually dislike about these shows - the idea that there is a moment of insight, where the hoarders talk about their feelings and then understand why they have nine inches of cat dung on their living room floor. I wonder if that ever really happens, or if it makes any difference at all. Because I would be terrible on that show - I don’t freaking care that you never got over your grief when your sister died five years ago, and that’s why you have a refrigerator full of food that expired during the Reagan administration. Just. Clean. Up. That. Mess. Damn. It. It stinks in here!
I did a search, and the last thread about this is several months old. So as not to revive a zombie - it would probably smell like a hoarder’s bathroom.
Regards,
Shodan