This year we avoided disaster.
Last year at Christmas in a house with 7 little kids and 5 adults one of the bathrooms had a toilet supply line failure about halfway through cooking the big dinner. Which manifested as water beginning to flow out from under the kitchen cabinets and range. Of course the bathroom and kitchen shared a common wall. That was fun to clean up & dry off. Ref @solost’s flood, this one didn’t do much damage; that house was already in crappy shape and the incremental damage wasn’t obvious.
Here’s a “better” disaster:
That same year on Thanksgiving we’d brought the makings of a complete feast to the same house with all the little kids, intending to cook and serve there. Just got the turkey underway when one of the kids needed to go to the ER. For realsies, this wasn’t kidly nerves or overwrought parenting. Cue major flail to sort out how to parcel out the remaining kids, which of the 3 adults will do what, etc.
When the dust settles, it’s 10am and I’m alone in an empty house that’s not mine with a complete feast almost ready to cook, but with the countdown on indefinite delay. There’s not enough fridge space to keep all the ingredients properly cold until they return, and we’re facing a multi-hour bird roasting once we do have a firm kickoff time. Much juggling ensues.
In a house with no TV & no booze either.
Of course they keep telling me it’ll be another couple of hours, then another couple more hours, then … Until suddenly “We’re in the car”.
Cue another flail to get the bird going, etc. And once parents got back, to retrieve remaining kids, continue care for the ER kid, etc.
Our planned 2pm dinner was eaten at 9pm, when the little kids’ bedtime is normally 7-8pm and they’d had a difficult and disappointing day.
By the ends, the adults had had a Not Good Day. Memorable, but not Good.