You would be wise to trout, wolfman. I maintain this was an act of the devilfish. Cod may swim in mysterious ways, but the devilfish tries to lure us into seine
Isn’t the talking fish supposed to grant the fisherman and his wife three wishes if the fisherman agrees to throw him back?
Have ebay auctions on Speaking Carp Bits shown up yet?
Maybe it was really a Pokemon…
Oh for Cod’s hake.
I don’t believe it, it’s codswallop.
This wouldn’t be Salmon Rusty and his Titanic Verses would it?
Sounds a bit fishy to me.
Wonderful! YAY! In the midst of panic induced insomnia you made me laugh aloud. The punch line (sort of) to my FAVORITE JOKE EVER.
You guys are doing this on porpoise.
Don’t be a tease, share the joke!
Guy walks into a bar with a three two legged, one eared, tail-less pig. He sets the pig on a barstool and the barkeep says “if you don’t mind me asking, what’s up with that there pig?”
Farmer says - “this here pig? Why, this pig rescued my entire family by detected carbon monoxide in our home andwaking us up. He also fetched my youngest daughter from a burning building when she was just a tot. And this pig? This pig helped deliver my wife’s third child when she was caught alone in a snowstorm.”
“Sure,” said the barkeep, “but what about his legs? And his ear?”
and the farmer says: “hell! A pig like that you don’t eat all at once!”
You should put a warning in the thread title.
Worse than spoilers, worse than TMI, this is TMG – too many groaners.
I wait with baited breath for the next one.
I just caught a whiff of that baited breath. It smelt pretty bad, yo!
Best…sig line…ever!
Unless you e-mail me, Kyla, I’m using this sucka!
Let me guess: it said “dog donkey shovel”
I’ve been sigged! Woot!
Wow. The last fish story that amazing was the one from Florida, where the local fish had learned to coil up discarded pieces of wire. In Tarpon Springs, of course.:eek: