Holy cow it works!! Home page ads

As many of you know, I run an onsite pc repair service.

As an experiment, any time I do a reload of windows I set a little google driven search page I made with my contact info as the home page. I don’t do anything nefarious to prevent it from switching and when delivering/setting fixed systems I have happily switched it to a desired page rather than mine upon customer request.

I haven’t checked in a little while but holy cow, I’m making like $1 per day from paid link clickthroughs in that search page. I could see where a company would want to set home pages like that especially if they have hundreds or thousands of customers, I might have about 30 people who have my search page as their home page.

Suddenly, visions of web millionairdom come into focus.

Kinda sneaky, but that’s actually a really good idea. Good thinking!

Let me see if I understand this correctly. If I brought my machine to you for repair I would get it back with my home page switched to your site?

I’m betting you don’t get much repeat business.

If you called him in to your site and had him do a reload of Windows, he’d set the home page away from the default (msn.com, I think?) to a search page he has set up. He does nothing to prevent you from switching it to whatever you wish, and if you ask him to he’ll change it for you.

Complaining about this is tantamount to getting a new car stereo installed and having a problem with one of the preset stations the installer programmed in.

Nope, only with clean windows reloads. If you have AOL or google or NAMBLA as your current home page it stays where it is.

My business is currently 65% repeats and referrals…so how much you willing to place on that bet…

Good thing you don’t do it on general repairs, I’d be pissed if you replaced NAMBLA with your home page!

Even if your homepage makes a bit of cash, the customer probably wants it there, anyway. If they don’t know enough about computers to change their homepage, they probably can’t look up your contact info online easily, either. This gives them an easy way to access you if they’re still having problems.

How’s that going, anyway? Are you doing well? Was all the info I passed on ages ago useful? Would love to get a current followup since the last messenger exchange a couple of months ago…

Have made several orders from PIMFG as you suggested, so far they have been fantastic. I have scored huge bonus points showing up to do a trivial job like a printer install, pick up the blister packed belkin USB cable they bought for $23 and say,

Me: how would you like the equivalent of $20 off your job.

Customer : Sure.

Me pointing at cable: Return this, Ill sell you one for $3.

Customer: <swoon>

Buying parts about 50/50 PC club and ASI out of Fremont, CA.

Been consistently grossing $4-6K a month for the last 6 months or so. Just recently put on a subcontractor tech who I drop off jobs to, he completes in a few days, I return to customer. He loves getting $30-$90 a job for spare time work he likes and I like getting paid $20-$60 for work I didnt do :smiley:

He did a tricky data recovery job for me a week ago that the customer happily paid $400 for about 60% of her files recovered. I never could have put the time in.

Lost one huge job (for me) $6K for a 2k3 server setup for a small mortgage office. I underbid the other guys so much the customer got spooked. Sad thing is, its mainly because I charge $50/hr to their $135/hr, guess I need to raise my prices again.

Had my first royally pissed customer just a couple days ago. He told me he was paying $120/month for internet and email at his office via company X. I told him I could get him the same thing and more for about $50/month. Set him up with AT&T business DSL, a godaddy hosting account and a domain name. All labor and fees (including router, 2 years hosting, and domain name) $380.

He then came back to me with the news that he was paying $120/quarter. Couple days later he says his email does not work, I log in and check, its fine. He informs me he dosen’t care that it works, because he dosen’t think it does :rolleyes: and that he felt I did not do a good job, so he informed me that he would no longer be using my services, demanded his money back and that he wanted me to put everything back the way it was citing that he gets 3 times more spam now.

Uh, yeah, you fucked up now its my fault, fired me, then demanded I work for free :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Amazingly the spam he pointed out is being forwarded from his old email address… :dubious: I went through them line by line and showed him that only about 20% was spam, the rest were opt in email lists and customer or vendor correspondence.

Customer: Well 20% is too damn much, put it back. :rolleyes:

Me: If you would like it put back, I suggest you contact company X

Customer: but they will charge me to put it back.

Me: So will I

Customer: You can’t I’m not happy, it dosen’t work right.

Me: It works perfectly, the only thing wrong is you don’t like paying $20/month more plus my fees because you didn’t read your bill accurately.

Customer: So you do not want to do the honorable thing and give me my money back?

Me: No, I will happily spend as long as it takes to teach you how to use this solution, but I will not refund your money.

Customer: I just want it put back.

Me: That will be 2-3 hours at $49/hr plus whatever company X charges to come set you back up. Would you like me to arrange that for you? :smiley:

Customer: <click>

This is condensed over 10 days or so, luckily for me his check already cleared or I would have been more polite.

Dude, I could regale you with story after story of clueless individuals…my favorite:

Guy brings in his PC for some minor work - I think a stick of RAM failed. I replaced it, charged a fair fee, and sent him on his way.
TWO MONTHS LATER the guy comes in, and has me do some more work - the hard drive failed. After I repaired it, and managed to recover the old drive, he tells me he’s not going to pay for it. He says it was working until I fixed the RAM, and that the hard drive didn’t fail until I did that.

– Whaaa??? –
Turns out, he picked it up after the RAM repair, and it SAT IN HIS TRUCK (he was a construction worker) from the time he picked it up, then he tried to hook it up the DAY BEFORE he brought it in for the hard drive repair.

I tried to get him to understand: “You know, Mr. X, if you go get new tires up the road at the tire company, and on your way home the transmission drops out, are you going to assume the tire company did something to cause your transmission to fail?”

“This is a computer, not a truck!”
At this point, I know the argument is lost…voices were raised…I told him to take his ass out of my shop (he already had the repaired computer loaded), and to not bother ever coming back. He actually said, “Well, I’m still not paying for it!”
“I know, Mr. X…I wouldn’t expect you to.”

Never heard from him again - which is just the way I wanted it.

You are kinder and gentler than I.

My pet peeve, last minute negotiators. Pick up pc, fix PC, return PC, hook back up and demonstrate my repair wizardry, customer starts asking about post dating a check…or can I pay you tomorrow when I get paid? Or starts complaining they saw memory on a sale ad for $49 so why is mine $180 (explaining the whole RAMBUS debacle can bring die hard nerds to tears let alone customers.)