Enormous chunk of rock
This raises some questions, like:
Anyone got a spare 300K?
Exactly how long would a female be unconscious after having this given to her? Or would her head simply explode?
Which would you rather have, this, or a house?
Actually, strike that last question. It belongs in IMHO.
New York, NY: The life machine of Kimmy Fargolis was finally turned off yesterday after a heroic 3 months struggle. Her husband had given her an 11.77 Marquise Engagement Ring.
The family read a prepared statement. “Kevin [Kimmy’s Fiance] shouldn’t of given her a ring of that size, he knew she had a heart condition.”