I’ve needed better tires on my car ever since I got it. The factory tires are useless in the winter, and I’m uncomfortable with them in rain as well, and I’m returning to Denver soon and also returning to my favorite hobby of wandering around in the mountains on winter weekends. So, OK, it’s before the winter rush–it’s 80-something degrees in St. Louis today–so it must be a good day to go drop $500 on some decent all-season rubber, right?
Holy fucking shit! Online research told me that there’s a rubber shortage, and $500 isn’t really realistic for decent tires right now. All right, I decide on a top three list that might be good enough and don’t cost a grand. At two different places, none (none!) of the three were available in my size, and neither place had any idea when they might get some. So I’ve got to spend a lot more, or get worse tires. Wonderful. Oh, well, that’s life . . .
What the fuck has science been doing for the last 120 years? Where’s the synthetic substitute for rubber?
What the fuck has the government been doing? We’ve been through two world wars where rubber was a strategic resource, and scarcity of rubber caused problems in the war effort, and on the home front. If another world war started tomorrow, how in heaven will we get the rubber to support that war effort? I"m going to assume that we’ve got a Strategic Rubber Reserve.
And, what the fuck is the free market doing? Why, it’s making tires that nobody will buy because they’re too fucking expensive or too fucking horrible, and not making tires that people have bought to such an extent that they’re unavailable.
So, suck it, science, and grunt on this here for a bit, government, and, free market, you may simply fellate me. I’d say fuck you, but I can’t. There’s a rubber shortage, after all, and after today I’m terrified to go price condoms.