Oh, look!!! NoClueBoy is standing on a balcony (which has OSHA approved railings) and is not a very observant individual.
[falls to my death from the balcony as the OSHA approved railings failed due to them being made of peanut butter]
[[didn’t read the MSDS, don’t ye know…Yar!]]
Ah, Theyre 1920s style “Death Rays”, he said, as he prehumously looks for the nearest dense object to take cover behind.