Why oh why do I have to use so much toilet paper? Why do we humans have so much soft tissue enveloping our anus? Are we not the messiest poopers in the animal kingdom? Sometimes I wish I was a dog.
What possible evolutionary advantage has resulted for the species at the top of the food chain by our inefficient anus?
So when you come out of the bathroom at work, instead of flushing the whole kit 'n kaboodle into the sewage system and having that embarassing little piece of TP stuck to your shoe, you simply drop you drawers and drag your ass on the carpet.
“hmmmm. Good one, G! Tomatos last night?”
Imagine the effect that would have on the fashion and cleaning supplies industries. We’d all probably be wearing skirts.
I’m sure the textiles and fibers division would step up to the plate as well.
Well nowadays we have these toilets that when we sit on, our buttcheeks get all squished together, thereby mooshing the poo all over them. Back in the day I’m sure people just squatted down (with their big, strong thigh muscles) and effectively spread 'em–no muss, no fuss.
You have obviously never seen Canadian Geese in their place of employment-- the poop factory. The only animal that poops more than these geese are elephants-- but just barely.
I’m guessing that if you ate a diet of dog food, chances are your shit would be much less messy, regardless of toilets that squoosh your cheeks together.
Gotta find the right mix. Too much fiber and the stools are much bulkier, but pastier too. And since the fiber holds onto water, fewer discrete firm segments are formed.
I know waaaaay too much about crap for someone who’s not a gastro-enterologist.
But these days so many of my patients are so FOS that I can’t help it!