I would just like to say:
I am firmly against the female menstrual cycle. It’s messy, crampy, and just plain icky. I would like to have a vote and see if we could just outlaw it altogether.
Thank you for your time,
Zette
But what if all the women become lesbians. Ack. No!
[Howard Stern voice]
If they all become lesbians, can we at least watch?
[/Howard Stern voice]
And to summerize this ridiculous thread:
I don’t recall anyone asking me.
Concerned Citizens:
I think you’re all ignoring a much more prevalent threat to our society: lefthandedness.
There was a time when this abnormal, unnatural condition was properly frowned upon. When children showed signs of this preference(usually just a “phase”), they were retrained to do things right. Today, in this Godless, “do-your-own-thing” world of no rules, southpaws display blatant lefthanded behavior in public! Some people even claim that being “bi”(ambidextrous) is advantageous and makes one more “well-rounded.” It’s ludicrous! No wonder the Brits all seem kinda “funny”…they shift gears with their left hands, for cryin’ out loud! Do you realize that 10% of the population now leans in this direction? They practice medicine, they hold office, they teach school! It makes me sick! Whatever happened to the clear-cut values of knowing that there is a wrong way and a right way to live?
Disgusted,
Right-handed and Proud of It
Sorry to rehash an old joke…I didn’t see the “lefthand…choice?” thread till I’d already posted above.
Peace,
TN*hippie
Confession:
I have, on occasion, masturbated with my left hand because it feels more like somebody else is doing it.
Question:
Am I a homosexual?
Peace,
TN*hippie
Gods, no. Don’t sully the name of respectable queers worldwide, you unspeakable pervert.
Hmmm…for or against…for or against…
Can I phone a friend?
“It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality. It’s like disapproving of rain.”
— Francis Maude, Conservative shadow chancellor, The Sunday Times (15/11/98)
Paper or plastic?
Does this mean that us straights, you know, to keep the population going, have to have EXTRA sex to make up for the gays?
If so, put me squarely on the side of gayness.
giggle This thread is just getting ludicrous. RiS, you seriously think that less people populating the earth is a BAD thing? We are horribly overpopulated. Then again, I know gay people who have children. There are adoption agencies. If you’re going to be a homophobe, at least try to come up with a proper reason.
Getting??? Getting?? GETTING??? I thought it started that way
I’d have to say that I’m neutral, leaning toward “for” on the subject; only because I’m no more “for” or “against” homosexuality than I am for wooden doors, or westhighland terriers, or any other <insert noun here>. All of those things make our society a better, perhaps more enjoyable place.
I just can’t see being “against” someone because they love in a different way than I do.
Grizz, I have to disagree. I’m very much against <insert noun here>. I feel that <insert noun here> is a major cause of <insert problem here> and we all know that leads to <inset MAJOR problem here>. If it wasn’t for the <insert nasty word here> <insert noun here> the world would be a more <insert nice word here> place.
Down with <insert noun here>!
Hey, if you’re going to use <insert nasty word here>, get to the pit! I hate it how all sorts of <insert derogatory term here> come into Great Debates and ruin a perfectly good discussion with words like <insert nasty words here>, or <insert nasty words here> or even <insert nasty words here>, which I don’t think is possible, even if you are double jointed.
Now, I’ve seen this joke pop up twice here.
Let it be known that I advanced this theory last week in the Ask the Gay Guy IV thread!
I AM the original!
And I got nothing against homosexuality either.
Oh, and Collounsbury? I have my doubts about professional associations for this sort of thing. I’d be afraid we’d see the development of a ‘closed shop’ mentality. How are we supposed to control the ‘dabblers’ if the pros won’t let newbies into the union?
Perhaps there could be both ‘full’ memberships and ‘allied’ memberships. Ooo. And don’t forget ‘student’ memberships! It’s important to bring the young into the fold early!
**TN*hippie wrote:
Confession:
I have, on occasion, masturbated with my left hand because it feels more like somebody else is doing it.
Question: Am I a homosexual?**
Now, now… don’t go getting my hopes up! 
Hey, want to set up a betting pool about ole RiS not posting here again? 
Hey, I resemble this remark!
HIPPIE!
I’ve not had much board cruising time lately, but it sure is good to see you around. How are you doing, how’s life, etc. . . . . .
*Aenea, who really likes your limericks, and hasn’t seen you at all since your recent ‘downtime’.
(this thread is so stupid it really needed hijacking anyways)
WAR, please read my signature line and quote on the links appropriately.
Thank you.
Esprix