So then the closest we may ever come to experiencing Middle Earth is Anaamika’s ass? Odd.
Um…
well…
Nope. Nothing I can say here that won’t make it worse.
I’m sorry. I just had to go for the straight line.
Ah well…
Why should you care?
Restrooms are typically used for practices that can be unpleasant on the nose, so why should anyone be shocked if they smell something? Does anyone really think the person joining you will remember this ten minutes later?
I don’t see any need to say anything. If they think it’s me, so what? How is that going to affect my life in the slightest?