"Honey, you have a fat ass and you spend too much time online" *cue 'Psycho' theme*




That hits close to home.

Note to self: Never say, “What are you going to do, stab me?”

My wife has a gun. :eek:

Ah, the NY Post. Home of the Horrible Headlines.


What a bastion of good taste. :slight_smile:

Christ, I thought you were talking about me :eek: … I was gonna smack your ass!!! :stuck_out_tongue:

and then he ran into my knife! He ran into my knife 10 times!

Justifiable homicide. It’s a beautiful thing.

What a dumb bitch. I guess now she’ll have access to the rec room in prison.

If you had been there. If you had heard it. I betcha you’da done the same!

If that happened to me I would have commited suicide! :smiley:

Me: You’re a fatass and you spend too much time online!
Me: Oh, yeah? I’ll show you!
Me: Ack! Get off! Quit it! Help!
Me: <dead>

Yes, 'cos everybody knows you’re supposed to take whatever shit your husband gives you. You’re only a woman, after all. :rolleyes:

Stabbing isn’t the proper way to deal with marital strife.

Then again I’m not married, so what do I know? :smiley:

Yeah, I think stabbing him was a bit harsh…
I mean she could have pitted him first!


Marriage is all about compromise. Whenever I tell Mrs. Giraffe she has a fat ass, she wants to stab me, but she settles on hitting me a few times with a pool cue.

CoolHubbyDude46: You’ve got such a fat a**
AngryWife: WTF??! You are so dead!
CoolHubbyDude46: Ha ha, just kiddi AHHH bjrgueh45890g

On a more serious note: The last comments the husband made to her were probably just the straw that broke the camel’s back. I’m fairly sure it takes more than a one off comment to make someone commit murder.

Man! I was gonna say that exact same thing to my wife! Guess I won’t now. After all, its been done.

Oh crap! I lost my clever sig!

So do I. Well, it’s hubby’s gun, but I know how to use it, and I’m a pretty damn good shot myself.