http://nypost.com/news/regionalnews/75486.htm
:eek:
Ooh.
That hits close to home.
Note to self: Never say, “What are you going to do, stab me?”
My wife has a gun. :eek:
Ah, the NY Post. Home of the Horrible Headlines.
“HUSBAND’S ‘BUTT’ CRACK ENDS IN SLAY”
What a bastion of good taste. 
Christ, I thought you were talking about me :eek: … I was gonna smack your ass!!! 
and then he ran into my knife! He ran into my knife 10 times!
Justifiable homicide. It’s a beautiful thing.
What a dumb bitch. I guess now she’ll have access to the rec room in prison.
If you had been there. If you had heard it. I betcha you’da done the same!
If that happened to me I would have commited suicide! 
Me: You’re a fatass and you spend too much time online!
Me: Oh, yeah? I’ll show you!
Me: Ack! Get off! Quit it! Help!
Me: <dead>
Yes, 'cos everybody knows you’re supposed to take whatever shit your husband gives you. You’re only a woman, after all. :rolleyes:
Stabbing isn’t the proper way to deal with marital strife.
Then again I’m not married, so what do I know?
Yeah, I think stabbing him was a bit harsh…
I mean she could have pitted him first!
Marriage is all about compromise. Whenever I tell Mrs. Giraffe she has a fat ass, she wants to stab me, but she settles on hitting me a few times with a pool cue.
CoolHubbyDude46: You’ve got such a fat a**
AngryWife: WTF??! You are so dead!
CoolHubbyDude46: Ha ha, just kiddi AHHH bjrgueh45890g
On a more serious note: The last comments the husband made to her were probably just the straw that broke the camel’s back. I’m fairly sure it takes more than a one off comment to make someone commit murder.
Man! I was gonna say that exact same thing to my wife! Guess I won’t now. After all, its been done.
Oh crap! I lost my clever sig!
So do I. Well, it’s hubby’s gun, but I know how to use it, and I’m a pretty damn good shot myself.