Honky Soul Food

Perfect Hashed Browns

Much mayhem could occur over the mere definition of the term Hashed Browns. Let us first agree that there are three different varieties:

Shoestring Potatoes, Home Fries and Hashed Browns.

Note: I personally recommend peeling any potatoes that you are going to fry, the jacket can add a quite bitter flavor and the extra nutrients obtained therefrom are minimal. In addition, all of the following recipes call out for Russet potatoes, use any other types at your own risk.
Each style shall be dealt with in turn. First of all;

Shoestring Potatoes:

Grate at least two large, peeled potatoes per person. When grating, use long strokes across the surface of the grater. A back and forth motion will create snippets that turn into mush in the frying pan. Long strokes will give you the threads than make for a perfect breakfast. Beware of food processors, they will create the short threads that are unacceptable. Once the potatoes are grated, place them in a colander or sieve and wash them thoroughly. This is critical for success. Similar to rice, wash the spuds until the water is clear. With your hands, squeeze the threads occasionally to remove the unwanted starch. At this point the potatoes may be stored submerged in water for a day or two. Drain the potatoes thoroughly and, for best results, dry them as well. Use a clean cloth towel or a quantity of paper towels and wring them out completely. It has occurred to me that a salad spinner may work perfectly for this process. While drying the washed and grated potatoes, heat a large skillet to near smoking temperature. Since we are not talking about health food here, use butter, you may mix it with a little oil too, but if you don't use butter (or at least a VERY high quality margarine) you will get slop. When the butter begins to foam in the pan, add the washed and dried shoestring potatoes. Avoid cooling the pan by adding too many of the spuds at once. Cover the bottom of the pan completely to obtain the maximum area of crust and use a spatula to scrape any threads that may have stuck to the sides of the pan back onto the heap. Salt the potatoes while they cook. This is essential. If you do not salt them while they cook, there is no amount of salt that you can add at the table to achieve the correct flavor. Under NO circumstances should you EVER press down on the heap of threads with the back of your spatula. If you do, just throw the pan out and start over. You will not speed up the cooking process by squashing them, and will merely create a slab of library paste. Similarly, DO NOT cover the pan while the potatoes cook, this will turn them to mush as well. Periodically scrape underneath the pile of threads to loosen them and prevent them from sticking to the pan. Once in a while tilt the skillet in various directions to ensure that the melted butter has reached all corners of the pan. If it does not, add more butter or oil. To create the perfect pan of fried potatoes you will want to flip them en masse like a pancake, by tossing them in the air and catching them in the pan again. This takes some practice but makes for the perfect crust. Beware of any hot, splashing liquids when flipping the potatoes. Whatever you do, avoid breaking up the crust when turning them. Prior to flipping the pan of spuds, dot the uncooked side with a few pats of butter. Salt the spuds after flipping them. It is better to nearly burn the spuds than it is to serve them undercooked. Avoid filching the crust while the other side crisps.

(Incidentally, the washed, uncooked threads are perfect for making potato pancakes or “Latkes” as well.)
Home Fries:

For perfect Home Fries it is critical to start with partially cooked potatoes. Cooking the potatoes can be done the night before. Boil a pot of salted water while peeling the potatoes. As soon as the water boils add the spuds. If you have vastly different sized potatoes, cut the larger ones down to the same size as the smaller ones. Keep the spuds in the largest pieces possible and cook them slowly. Large pieces will cook slower and allow you to catch them when they are cooked approximately two-thirds of the way. If the potatoes are flaking, they are overcooked. They should be firm and not slide off of the fork when pulled from the water. Cut the spuds into medium to thin slices and add them to a large and nearly smoking hot skillet. Use butter to fry them, and perhaps a little oil too. Salt them as they cook and avoid turning them too often as this tends to break them up a bit. Brown them well and drain them on a paper towel if they seem too oily after cooking. Tilting the pan prior to removal is a good way of draining them.

Hashed Browns:

The technical definition of "hashed" anything involves the addition of some milk, half and half or cream during the final stages of cooking (see recipes for corned or roast beef hash). The milk caseins (what makes milk white) contribute to the browning of the spuds and gives them a moist, rich flavor and texture. Follow the recipe for home fries and dice or slice the potatoes as you see fit. Salt them as they cook and at the very last stage of preparation splash about one quarter to one half of a cup of dairy into the pan. Do not cover them so as to allow the dairy to evaporate. Be careful not to scorch the pan at this point. If your skillet is not completely seasoned, you may experience some sticking as well.

Notes:

Feel free to ruin any of the above recipes by adding onion, grated carrot or other frou-frou ingredients. Being of Danish descent, this is a meat and potatoes world as far as I'm concerned. Top any of the above cooked spuds with some finely grated Monterey Jack cheese and garnish with chopped parsley if you are trying to impress your guests. If you have not tried mashing a poached or sunny side up egg into your spuds you have not yet lived. Serve with Jimmy Dean silver label sage recipe sausage, Swift's Premium skinless beef link sausages (I can't believe I'm recommending a frozen food!) or a rasher of apple wood smoked bacon on the side. Enjoy!

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“Hashed borwns”? Haven’t heard that one. I’ve only heard hash browns.

There’s a place called Crazy Otto’s in Lancaster, CA that makes really good hash browns (or hashbrowns). The potatoes are freshly crated and allowed to drain a bit. Then they’re todded on the cooking surface (what do you call that, anyway?), doused with butter, and cooked to perfection. They give you a lot. Add one of their huge ham steaks and a couple of eggs, fried medium-over (or over-medium, if you prefer), and fresh-made biscuits and awesome sausage-and-bacon white gravy, plus a cuppa joe. Whoooo-wheeee! Yeah, you pay more than you would at Denny’s, but the food is many times better!

Historical note: Otto (who reminded my of Poopdeck Pappy in his white T-shrit, white trousers and “Dixie-cup” hat) wanted to open a restaurant right next to the railroad tracks. People said he was crazy. Hence, “Crazy Otto’s”! When a train went by, the whole building shook. They’d spin a wheel, and if it landed on your number your breakfast was free. Otto is gone now, and the Metro-Rail forced the owners to move the restaurant to 20th West and Ave. K. They also have a place on Ave. I.

That’s Honky soul food. Hash browns, ham’n’eggs, biscuits’n’gravy; all served in an independently-owned diner.

In the restaurant trade that large expanse of heated flat metal located near the stove burners is affectionately know as a griddle. Crazy Otto’s sounds like a gem. Thanks for sharing.

It’s slightly off the subject, but I must comment that in the late 60’s when people were making references to “soul food” as being a “black thing,” most white folks in the Deep South were puzzled. Turnip greens, collard greens? Black-eyed peas, field peas, or crowder peas? Fried cornbread? Hog jowl? Okra? Grits? Ribs? This was food.
What color you were had nothing to do with good eatin’.

Known as a “flat-top grill” around here. (Knoxville, TN)

In the Philadelphia area, where such surfaces are essential (think cheesesteaks and scrapple… Yum!), they’re called grills. A wire thing like on the top of a BBQ is a grate.

For a slightly different taste sensation, take Zenster’s receipe for homefries, but use new, red potatoes . Boil them, slightly–don’t let them become mushy (this is the most difficult part for me, I’ve resigned myself to a certain degree of mushiness when I make these for myself, but my mother is a true artist). Allow them to cool (overnight is best) and them take the peel off.
Cut the potatoes into cubes, and then fry them in butter–avoid turning them too much–again, the dreaded mushiness factor), but getting some to a crisp, golden brown color on one or two sides greatly adds to the enjoyment. Add salt and/or pepper to taste. As with Zenster’s other suggestions, onion, green peppers, herbs, chives etc. can also be used if desired. In our family, these potatoes are referred to as cubed potatoes or twice fried potatoes–yes, we know that’s a misnomer, but it works for us.

“Hash browns” is just short for “hashed, browned potatoes”

A grill, ipso facto, indicates an interdigitated surface, as in the grille work of a car’s front end. (Don’t get me started with grille / grill.) A grill automatically implies a non-flat topology. Call it a “flat grill” or whatever but the fact remains that they are as different as Camaros and Firebirds. Try leaving those nice “grill” marks on a steak using a griddle. Ain’t gonna happen.

By the way Kallessa, even if you can’t be emailed, I appreciate that you actually submitted some sort of recipe. Now as to 'da rest a youse… Let’s get some more recipes in here, NOW!!! Chronos, do us all a favor and DON’T post a recipe for scrapple, OK?

(I mean, really, WeirdDave actually uses canned foods in his “recipes”.)
Let’s start with this one…

Classic BLT

Lightly toasted white bread (Just try one on wheat!)
Medium crisp fried bacon
Scads of Best Foods / Hellman’s Mayo
(Is there any other sort of mayo [besides home made]?)*
Iceberg lettuce (Start a riot by suggesting Romaine)
Thin to medium cut salad or beefsteak tomatoes

All assembled while everything is still hot and cut on the diagonal so as to allow major harfing from the get go.

We’ll get to the basics of the Club Sandwich in a later posting.

  • I can smell a Best Foods vs Miracle Whip thread starting here even as you read this.

Uh, I wasn’t aware I couldn’t be e-mailed. As soon as I figure out how, I’ll fix that.

Basics of a Clubhouse Sandwich.

Lightly toasted white bread–three slices.
Best Foods mayo–to your taste, but please, don’t drown the bread. If you want a mayo sandwich, then eat one, don’t pretend you’re eating anything else.
Turkey breast, with perhaps a bit of dark meat for contrast–3 to 1 ratio at least.
4 slices of bacon, 6 if a club is just an excuse to eat bacon at a meal besides breakfast.
Iceberg lettuce (optional).
Beefsteak tomato (optional).

Layer on first slice of toast–mayo, turkey, 2 or 3 slices of bacon, lettuce, tomato.
Place second slice of toast on top of first and repeat (it is acceptable to put mayo on both side of this piece, IF you can co it without needed to mop the floor afterwards).
Place third piece of toast on top, and cut diagnally, twice, so there are 4 trianglar sections.
Eat with Coke, not Pepsi, not root beer, and never with orange Nehi (okay, it’s a bad childhood memory involving a big sandwich and orange Nehi and, well, you can guess the rest–but it’s not pretty and I’m only trying to spare you the pain and humiliation. The Coke/Pepsi thing is just steadfast personal opinion, but I am right).

Chicken can be used instead of turkey, in a pinch, but it’s really not the same.

My grandmother and aunt used to eat a sandwich on fresh white bakery bread, of turkey, stuffing (or dressing, if you please), cranberry sauce and jsut about anything else left over from Thanksgiving. Anybody else do this?

Good work Kallessa, but a Clubhouse ( I bow to your superior terminology) sandwich also contains ham. We’re talking about the grand triumverate of sandwichology here. (So glad we agree about Best Foods, by the way.) You are ever so precise in insisting on turkey* and not chicken. Roasted turkey is the only possible component for such a glorious pinnacle of suburban Country Club mentality as “da Club.” But there are so many useless postings that we must look forward to in order to resolve this issue.
Meanwhile:

The Ultimate Club (one with nails in it) Sandwich
[Toothpicks are for sissies.]

A dense French ( I know… redundant) style bread
Lightly toasted as mentioned before
Westphalian, Smithfield or perhaps, crisped Prosciutto ham
Oven roasted turkey white meat (perhaps in a salad form?)
Fried fruitwood smoked bacon or maybe, Coppa Cola
Light garlic aoli (at room temperature)
(with 5% Coleman’s mustard and horseradish)
Vine ripened beefsteak tomatoes
Baby iceberg lettuce
Ultra thin sliced yellow onion (very little)

And, yes, Kallessa, thou shalt not over-mayo the sandwich like object.

  • Oven roasted turkey, of course.

Served with (gasp!) home made potato chips.

And, again, Kallessa, Coca Cola is the only way to fly.
(No Pepsi, Coke! Cheeboogie! Cheeboogie!)
No applause, just throw money…

I know this is basically a recipe thread but I won’t share that really.

My grandmother basically cooks soulfood. I remember countless days when she would cook things such as grits, collared greens (talk about vomit city), chicken fried steak (YUM), chitlins or chitlin gravy (among other gravy nastiness), and other such things. I really hated most of them other than the chicken fried steak unless of course she made chitlin gravy to go on top of it then it was just gross. She would also make more mainstream type foods but they don’t stick in my mind as much as the previous ones.

HUGS!
Sqrl

#1 rule from Cajun Country: First you make a roux.

White gravy isn’t called “gravy” where I come from–it’s called “paste”. “Gravy” is brown and spicy. Here’s how you make it:

  1. Coat some meat (chicken, cube steak, whatever) with flour and fry it down in oil, spiced to taste. (This is optional, but it makes a better roux.)
  2. Remove the meat from the skillet; pour all but about 1/4 inch of oil out.
  3. Make sure the oil is still hot enough to fry stuff.
  4. Get 3-4 cups of lukewarm water ready (enough to finish filling the skillet. Set the water near the stove. You won’t have time to turn around to the sink at the critical moment.
  5. Spice 3/4 cup of flour with salt, black pepper, red pepper, and garlic. Lots of spice, now, don’t hold back. You should feel an impulse to sneeze.
  6. Add the flour to the oil. You’re going to fry it.
  7. Stir! The flour should absorb about 90% of the oil–you may need to add a little more flour or oil to make it come out even.
  8. Spread the mix out all over the bottom of the skillet, then stir it up again. Repeat. You must convince the flour that you’re going to let it burn. Continue this until the mix is an even dark brown all over. When you say to yourself, “Oh $#@%, I burned it!” (but you didn’t), it’s definitely ready for the next step.
  9. Add the water. Stir vigorously and watch out for the steam! Make sure all the little chunks are smoothed out.
  10. Simmer for 10 minutes minimum.
  11. Serve over rice, biscuits, fried meats, noodles, (OK, so that’s a little weird), or anything else that goes well with a spicy sauce. It can also serve as a thickener for stews, or you can pour it over open face sandwiches (even clubhouse).

There’s soul food from the whiter-than-white guy from Louisiana.

Damn, I’m sooo hungry now! Thanks a lot! :frowning:

And for dessert, may I recommend the following invention of mine?

Psychedelic California Strawberry Shortcake

(Called psychedelic because there are no strawberries or shortcake.)

Heat a fresh (Mrs. Fields or the like) white chocolate macadamia nut cookie until it goes soft again. Put it into a bowl, scoop some high test vanilla ice cream over it and top with fresh blueberries.

It’s so good you’ll forget your name.

PS: Don’t use regular chocolate chip cookies, it’s not the same. However, French vanilla ice cream is permissable.

Damn, now I have to run into the store for some cornbread, bacon, greens, blackeye peas and buttermilk!

But let us not forget the my all-time favorite Cajun snacking stuff… Cracklins!!! (In Cajun pronounced graw-tan, but you gotta pronounce it nasally or it don’t sound right). Basically its the skin and about 2 inches of flesh (fat and a little muscle) beneath. Basic recipe, ususally followed during a bouchere’ (pronounced boo-sher-ee… basically a pig slaughter), after you shave and skin the pig, cut the skin up in about 2x2 squares or so, throught them in a big ass iron pot sitting on a fire, and stir stir stir.

What you get in the store in the chips aisle is “pork rinds”, not true cracklins. This stuff is a cardiovascular nightmare, but it is GOOD!

P.S. Check out the “White Trash Cookbook.” Nothing but good soulfood in there.

Zenster: I’ll contend that your requirements for what qualifies as a “grill” are technically correct.

But did ever try making a grilled-cheese sandwich on a grate?

I have–it was mighty tasty, especially with the mesquite smoke.

Well, TN*Hippie, that’s why in my house a, “Grilled Cheese Sandwich” is referred to as a, “Chilled Grease Sandwich”. Thank you professor Spooner.

Time for a spoonerism thread.