I seem to recall a story a few years ago in local news where a man was approaching preteen girls in a public library and handing them notes saying something like “You are sweet, let’s be friends”. Turns out there was nothing the police could arrest him for.
Verily!
Reminds me of when Wojciehowicz picked up the deaf hooker.
Am I the only one with a non-pervy library? Our best stories are things like the guys who thought it was a good location for a game of football, or the guy who phoned me to ask if anyone had handed in his lost BLT.
She just wanted a man to check her out, that’s all.
Near UC Davis, it was a video game arcade. But it was poorly lit and next to bar, if that counts for anything.
I heard about a school whose students couldn’t access marsexploration.com because it had s-e-x in it.
There was a bar named “The Library” just off the Ohio State campus too. Hell, it’s a good name for an off-campus watering hole.
You’re not the only one. The library I work at is pretty unexciting. There’s been a few pervy moments from the patrons, but in 15 years of working there, I think I can count them all on one hand.
So where did they go, the mens or womens bathroom? what if someone walked in?
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Duckface and…holy chola eyebrows, Batman. :eek:
If you’re sculpting your eyebrows with tweezers and a crayon anyway, why lock yourself into only one possible expression?
That gal is the avatar of “skank”.
Oh Yah, Marge.
That’s a good one, Eh!
There’s a bar in Bangkok called The Office. Guys can truthfully say over the phone, “Honey, I’m stuck at The Office. Might be awhile.”
Back when I used to work for the Navy, I couldn’t get to the web sites for the USS Sussex or the USS Essex for the same reason! :smack:
I figured they weren’t the only ones to think of it.
My favorite bar is House of 1000 Beers. People call it “The House”. Guys commonly run outside with their ringing phones so they can say, “oh hi, honey. I’m at the house”.
What I think would be awesome is if I come to the straight dope one day and see a thread titled “Ask the former library prostitute.”
Second most awesome potential future thread:
“Ask the guy arrested 8 times for having public sex with a raft(and other objects)”
Well, not only does her name fit, but she also most definitely resembles a Lowell prostitute.
$60 seems kinda high, though.