Well I have an Incredibly Deadly Viper I’d be willing to sell you. Don’t worry, it’s one of the least dangerous and most friendly creatures in the Animal Kingdom.
I know this woman who works in a “massage parlor” up in Seattle thats got quite a collection of that going on, and she says the thousands she got in return just wasn’t worth it in the long run.
I have a tame Vindow Viper.
Yo, Joe!
What a hoop-de-doo that was!
Thanks for posting an update! I regret I missed out on posting in the live thread. I wanted to ask him to hunt for me a mobius snake. I would have offered him one meeeeeellion dollars.
Not sure if you’re kidding, but though they don’t knock on doors or have spurious limbs ( though some snakes kinda do ), King Cobras actually do occur in the Philippines and can in fact hit ~18 feet long ( if probably pretty rarely ) ;). Even non-record holders are quite impressively big. If I were ever searching for a critter to respectfully worship they’d be pretty high on my list.
Never mind unicorns, I’ll bet the National Zoo will pay big bucks for a dementor.
My wife insists “horse whip snakes” AKA hoop snakes by another name are real, I’ve decided not to push the issue.
Good idea, grude.
Pick your battles.
Always a good strategy.